Kelly Olynyk 25 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2021)

https://youtu.be/t73XiNgtC-Y DownToBuck is a well-known dismisser of defense. If defense is being played on NBA courts, I don’t really care about it. I acknowledge that defense is an important part of the game, it’s just not something I can force myself to pay attention to. I’m a simple man: I like buckets, and I like…

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Kelly Olynyk 17 Points Full Highlights (10/4/2020)

Kelly Olynyk has now played well in two consecutive games. That is the official threshold for being able to call him “The Klynyk”, so I can type that nickname without being forced by the Internet Police to redact it with a thick black censor bar. Previously, the only applicable nickname for my man Kelly O…

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Kelly Olynyk 24 Points Full Highlights (10/2/2020)

With Bam Adebayo out for this game, the Heat had two options: start Kelly Olynyk, or start Meyers Leonard. There was also a bonus third option, which was to start Udonis Haslem, and also an extra-bonus fourth option, which was to forgo their right to replace Adebayo in the lineup and begin the game with…

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Kelly Olynyk 20 Points/1 Quarter Full Highlights (8/1/2020)

Jeff Van Gundy wonders audibly at the end of this video: did Kelly Olynyk outscore the entire Nuggets team by himself in the fourth quarter? (At the point this question was posed, Olynyk had dropped an even twenty points in eleven minutes of fourth-quarter blowout action.) The answer is yes. And no. But mostly yes….

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Kelly Olynyk 12 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

Miami Heat fans have spent most of this season hating on Kelly Olynyk for being a big seven-foot-tall sack of softness. Here’s the thing, though: big soft centers are usually more skilled than their bruising counterparts, so their wimpiness on defense and on the glass is counteracted by their ability to bamboozle the opposing defense…

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Kelly Olynyk 19 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2020)

The incredible redundancy created by having Kelly Olynyk and Meyers Leonard on the same team finally caught up to one of them, as Olynyk has seen his minutes drop precipitously all the way into DNP-CD territory in the last month. He’s seen a bit of an increase the last few games, but even so, his…

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Kelly Olynyk 19 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

How could roster-construction errors of such magnitude be allowed to happen? The amount of redundancy on the Heat roster is astounding. Kelly Olynyk and Meyers Leonard are the SAME player. They are literally, besides being two separate human beings (and one of them being Canadian), the same. Not only is it a waste of a…

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Kelly Olynyk 22 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2019)

Kelly Olynyk, for reasons known only to Coach Spoo, played 44 and a half minutes out of a possible 48 in this game. That’s the most minutes he has ever played. He took that time to score 22 points and grab 11 boards; meanwhile, Hassan “Why Do I Have To Watch The Whitest Player Ever…

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Kelly Olynyk 25 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)

Kelly Olynyk slipped the red vinyl record out of its sleeve and reverently placed it on his new, never-used turntable. As he did this, many emotions flooded his mind: anticipation, nostalgia, even a little bit of fear. For the first time in many years, he was about to listen to the first and only recorded…

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Kelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

Every time I make a video for Kelly “The Klynyk” Olynyk, I can’t seem to stop myself from dwelling on his hairstyle in the description. But I do have to say this: Kelly, dude, if you insist on keep your hair an awkward length like yours, it’s really smart to keep it tied up in…

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