Tag: Brandon Clarke

Unlike Ja Morant, who witnessed his DTB eligibility expire as soon as the buzzer sounded in this game, fellow rookie Brandon Clarke should be good for another couple of seasons, if not his entire career. While he did have an outstanding rookie season for a player drafted later in the first round, he doesn’t really…

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According to the Zlies’ commentators, who one would assume would be knowledgeable about such things, claimed in this game that Brandon Clarke was making some noise in the Sixth Man of the Year award race. Just to clear things up: no such noise is being produced by Clarke, or by anyone else, except for Grizzlies…

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Brandon Clarke is having an extremely good rookie season, averaging basically 20/10 on 60% shooting if you use his per-36 stats. Many years, those stats would put him right in the thick of the ROTY of the year race, but this year, there’s a number of rookies who are considerably ahead of him in that…

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Man, the Grizzlies sure are winning a lot of games lately, aren’t they? I don’t think I realized how good they were doing, but with this win, they have crawled back to over .500 and are currently the 8th seed in the West. Haters may criticize their current strategy which will only lead to a…

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Brandon Clarke (whose last name will never not be pronounced “Clarky” in my head) hasn’t gotten a highlight video for over a month. I’m not apologizing for that fact, I’m just saying, that’s how long Clarke has gone without a video. The issue, if you can even consider it an “issue”, is that Clarke’s low-volume,…

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According to Win Shares, which are the perfect advanced stat if the criterion for perfection is “making Brandon Clarke look as good as possible”, Brandon Clarke is the best rookie in the 2019 draft class. He is helped by a large portion of his class being either injured or just straight-up bad, but he is…

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For most players, what you see in highlights and the totality of what actually happens during the games are two very different things. No one ever showed you all the countless shots that Allen Iverson bricked over his career; you had to seek that forbidden footage out for yourself, or be content with consuming endless…

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Warning: this Brandon Clarke video contains an alarming, almost criminal amount of brutal whammage. Honestly, this entire video, but especially the part where Clarke rides Ian Mahinmi like a horsie all the way from the free throw line to the rim and booms all over him, should be sent to the deepweb where it belongs….

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Brandon Clarke is leading all 2019 draftees in the enigmatic and impenetrable stat known as “Win Shares”. If you want more details on what a “Win Share” is, I urge you to find someone who isn’t me to talk to, because I don’t have any. All I know is that it’s a stat, it’s on…

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