I feel like I was misled in two fashions during the making of this video: First misleading thing: Brandon Ingram had three “blocks”, but, as my quotation marks indicate, the blockiness of these blocks is very much up for debate. The first one was sure, maybe a block, the second one was more a strip…
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Brandon Ingram 21 Points/6 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/26/2018)
Let me remind you that if Brandon Ingram’s last name was actually DeIngram, you could rearrange the letters in DeIngram and come up with the word “midrange”. This is not an accident. When we see Ingram make one of his baby-giraffe-looking pull-up midrange jimbos, it’s happening because he’s supposed to. It’s his role in the…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 21 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
Brandon Ingram stood at a fork in the road in his career. On one road, the sign read “Giannis Antetokounmpo”, the other, “Kevin Durant”. Ingram shrugged, remembered how messed up his jumpshot form was, and stepped confidently onto the Giannis path. For real though, those Durant comparisons were probably only based on how skinny he…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 22 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
To my untrained eye, it appeared that Brandon Ingram was actually, really, truly acting as the point guard for large stretches of this game. Whether he did more in that role than bringing the ball up the court and initiating the offense, I couldn’t tell you because I’m not about to waste valuable highlight-making time…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Brandon Ingram is one of those players who is supposed to be too good for my channel by now. He’s getting there, though, and if he improves from year two to year three as much as he did from year one to year two, maybe I can put him on the shelf until he’s 36…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 25 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)
I feel like the world at large has already forgotten about Brandon Ingram. Part of is it that they want to forget (aside from Ben Simmons) that his draft class ever existed. The other part of it that Lonzo Ball and his crazy family are hogging all the headlines, and Kyle Kuzma has come in…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 26 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2018)
Did you know that if Brandon Ingram’s last name was actually DeIngram, and then you rearranged the letters in his name, you would get the word “midrange”? That’s pretty creepy to start with, right? Now, what if I told you that Ingram made about a million midrange jumpshots in this game alone, and that shots…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/7/2018)
It’s a good thing the Lakers won this game. One more loss and I felt like the whole thing was going to explode. The players, the coaches, the media dudes, the concession workers, the towel bots, the front office, Magic Johnson, it was all a gigantic powderkeg just waiting for a spark. I don’t know…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
The Kevin Durant comparisons for Brandon Ingram, based on little but body type, are fading now. In their place are comparisons for a new superstar: Giannis Antetokounmpo. Ingram has been driving to the basket like a madman lately, trying to use his length to squeeze shots through the defense at the rim. Some games it…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 23 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2017)
Everyone likes to complain about the Jazz still being called the Jazz even though they’re in Utah now, but where is the outrage that the Lakers are still called the Lakers? Last time I checked, which was like an hour ago so I doubt things have changed that much, Los Angeles wasn’t the land of…
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