Brook Lopez – Page 7

Brook Lopez 27 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)

I have long since come to grips with the fact that nobody cares about Blowpez. My only hope for this video is that in accrues more views than my recent JaMychal Green video, which, at the time of this writing, sits at a whopping 671 views. For this video of an all-star center to surpass…

Brook Lopez 26 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2015)

What the heck am I doing? The second night of the season, tons of sweet performances to compress into three-minute long YouTube videos, and I’m sitting here making Brook “Blowpez” Lopez highlights. Even in the best of times, this dude simply doesn’t generate the most video views. Since I don’t make any ad money (or…

Brook Lopez 24 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2015)

This is an example of how highlight videos will be edited in the future. No extraneous intros or outros, no replays, just the cold hard scoring. I would have liked to show some replays to give it that personal touch, but no such luck. When robots take over the job of the respected highlight editor,…

Brook Lopez 35 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

This is the most pure highlight video I have ever made. Nothing but two and a half minutes of unfiltered scoring prowess. No replays, no blocks, no cheesy intros, no assists, nothing but Brook Lopez putting the ball in the hole. It really is an assault on the senses, this much offensive talent compressed into…

Brook Lopez 29 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2014)

Brook “Set-Shot Willie” Lopez has been nearly forgotten by Brooklyn fans (except for his contract). They have been enjoying Mason Plumlee, thank you very much. Brook’s been injured for so long that it feels unnatural for him to play. But the fact of the matter is that Mason is nowhere near the talent offensively that…

Brook Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2014)

This might be the most egregious example of fraternal violence since Cain killed his brother Abel back in the Garden of Eden. The puffy-haired Lopez just had no answers as the neatly-coiffed hair of the other Lopez abused him repeatedly near the basket. What I really want to see is these two guys playing on…

Brook Lopez 18 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2014)

I’ve made lots of highlight videos, granting me uncommon insight into the relative popularity of players, based on view counts and likes. I’ve found out several truths in this way: people will watch any highlights of any rookie no matter what. I’ve also found out that Brook Lopez could score 40 and you guys still…

Brook Lopez 27 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2013)

Brook Lopez ‏@RealBrookLopez 6 Nov just cuz my last name is lopez dont mean im mexican smh #smh Brook Lopez ‏@RealBrookLopez 6 Nov damn i gotta get more touches lol #postmoves Brook Lopez ‏@RealBrookLopez 6 Nov yo @gordonhayward last time u got blocked that hard it was by some chick on starcraft #blockaroniandcheese Brook Lopez…

Brook Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2013)

Why can’t Brook Lopez grab rebounds? His brother has no problem doing it. You might be thinking “That Reggie Evans guy, he’s a rebound stealer, that’s why Lopez doesn’t get any”. But Brook has always had an issue on the glass. But as Andrea Bargnani famously said, it’s not called reboundball, it’s called basketball. And…

Brook Lopez 27 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/30/2013)

Brook Lopez is the best center in the league right now. Ignore the fact that he doesn’t play defense or rebound. It’s not called defenseball or reboundball. It’s called basketball because the point of the game is to put the ball in the basket. Scoring is the most important and only facet of the game…