Brooklyn Nets – Page 10

Caris LeVert 25 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2019)

Okay. So I’m looking at the stats right now, and what I’m seeing is that Caris LeVert is basically averaging twenty PPG per game this season. Not only twenty PPG per game, but an EFFICIENT twenty PPG per game. Efficient enough where the “Baby Durant” nickname can maybe refer to LeVert’s scoring ability and not…

Taurean Prince 27 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2019)

Check out these stats from DownToBuck’s archivium of VHS tapes: 2017-18 Season: 19 Taurean Prince Videos 2018-19 Season: 5 Taurean Prince Videos Even though Taurean Prince scored roughly the same PPG per game in both seasons, and was actually more efficient in the 18-19 season, I made way fewer videos. When I first saw these…

Caris LeVert 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/27/2019)

With Kevin Durant (hard to remember that he actually signed with the Nets, I know) sidelined indefinitely, it is up to Caris “Baby Durant” LeVert to surpass his nickname and play not only like a 6-month old version of Durant, but like the actual fully-grown version of Durant. Or at least the college version. There…

Joe Harris All 183 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)

When I rewatch this video, I get happy, but then I also get sad a little bit. Actually, I get sad a lot bit. It’s not the video’s fault. Just want to make that clear. If you’re thinking “gee I kinda wanted to see Joe Harris hit a bunch of threes but if it’s gonna…

Jarrett Allen All 170 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

“Do you need help finding anything?” Jarrett Allen realized that he had been standing slack-jawed at the front of the computer components section of Micro Center for at least a minute. The sheer amount of PC hardware in front of him had stunned him; now the employee thought he was some overwhelmed millennial who could…

D’Angelo Russell All 169 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part II)

D’Angelo walked into the data center bathroom and sat in a stall. His plan was to wait there until an employee came in, then follow that person out into the secure area where all the servers were. Given that he had made it clear to the tour group that he was suffering from severe gastrointestinal…

D’Angelo Russell All 169 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part I)

“Huh. That’s a lot of baseball bats.” D’Angelo Russell looked at the pile of seven baseball bats that was sitting on the checkout counter of the sporting goods store. “Yeah, well, when you’re coaching an little league team in an underprivileged part of the city, those kids aren’t bringing any of their own equipment.” He…

Shabazz Napier 11 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (4/23/2019)

It only took Shabazz Napier 15 minutes of playing time to rack up 10 assists, a total that is way higher than any single-game total that D’Angelo Russell had this series. If Russell really wanted assists he could just ask to play with Rondae Hollis-Jefferson (Napier’s last 7 dimes went to him), but it’s still…

Rondae Hollis-Jefferson 21 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2019)

Have we seen the last of Rondae Hollis-Jefferson in a Nets uniform? To me, all the signs point to “yes”. It’s pretty clear the Nets have moved on from RHJ. He was healthy at the end of the season but was getting DNP’s anyway. Since the Nets did’t have the world’s greatest assemblage of wing…

Jarrett Allen 21 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2019)

Jarrett Allen has, overall, struggled to contain Joel Embiid this series. There’s no getting around it. He’s good, but he’s still a stick figure, and Embiid probably weighs twice as much as him. However, there are two bits of good news here: Bit of good news #1: Allen dropped in 21 points of his own…