Caris LeVert Career High 28 Points/5 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

Caris LeVert just can’t stop notching career-highs. In the first game of the season, he tied a career-high with 27 points. Not content to merely tie a career-high, he then came out in this game and set a new career-high with 28, the final two points coming on a game-winning shot with a second left…

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Spencer Dinwiddie 23 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

Spencer Dinwiddie did not look good in preaseason action. Just out of curiosity, before the season started, I checked out various depraved dens of Nets fans across the internet, and they all seemed to think that Dinwiddie was going to go back to his old not-so-good self after a surprisingly good season last year. And…

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Jarrett Allen 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

You gotta give Blake Griffin credit. He knows he can’t get up like he used to, he knows that he robbed JaVale McGee of a dunk contest trophy, but he still went up there and tried to pack it on Jarrett Allen. Even though it didn’t work at all, it was nice to see him…

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Caris LeVert Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

Is this the year Caris LeVert breaks out and lives up to his heretofore unearned “Baby Durant” nickname? Based on this one-game sample size, the answer is a resounding “yes”. Except, you know, he didn’t really hit any perimeter jumpers which is something that a baby version of Kevin Durant would do all the time….

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Jarrett Allen All 117 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“It’s really cool that you invited me over,” Jarrett Allen said sheepishly as he sat in the unfamiliar living room. “I guess I can’t say that you were ever one of my idols, but I watched a bunch of your highlights on YouTube before I got here.” Artis Gilmore let out a deep laugh. “Understandable….

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Nik Stauskas 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

I hope this isn’t the last we see of Nik Stauskas in the NBA. If it is, well, at least his final bucket was a huge poster dunk/staredown on Guerschon Yabusele. That’s a good way to go out. Some team will give him a contract for next season, right? Sauce Castillo (never really liked that…

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D’Angelo Russell 21 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

Just saying, I looked up pics of Iggy Azalea and she is really weird looking. Who cares if she’s got big peaches if her face is all wonky? I think D’Angelo Russell was just trying to save Nick Young from marrying a chick who would only produce deformed babies. He was being a good teammate….

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Allen Crabbe Career High 41 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

This was, officially, a “Crabbe Feast” tonight for Allen Crabbe. Officially. The commentator even said it after the 40th point (that must be the cutoff for such a designation) was scored, and why would he say it was official when it wasn’t official? I don’t know what kind of monetary/other incentive he had for unlocking…

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Quincy Acy Career High 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

Quincy Acy, per minute, takes more threes at a higher percentage than Donovan Mitchell. How’s that for a fun fact? You can impress everyone at the water cooler on Monday with that little tidbit. They might even give you a raise for it. There aren’t a whole ton of players who are more willing to…

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Joe Harris 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2018)

Quick Quiz: how paid is Joe Harris gonna get this off-season? A.) Hella paid B.) Moderately paid C.) Paid D.) Not paid I personally think the answer is somewhere between B and C. Obviously he’s not worth a max contract or anything close to the max (although he is better than Ian Mahinmi…how do I…

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