Brooklyn Nets – Page 4

Garrett Temple 19 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)

Can anybody give me a good reason why I would even try to write something insightful for this video description when I know for a fact (a god-damn FACT) that this video will never even get close to 500 views? One good reason at all? (Maintaining the universally excellent quality of my video descriptions is…

Chris Chiozza 10 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (8/4/2020)

I think I figured out why the Nets commentary crew keeps bringing up cheese and cheese-related puns during the broadcast. It’s because Chris Chiozza’s name, if you mangle the pronunciation of it, sort of sounds like it contains the word “cheese”. And that’s it. If they’re actually gonna keep doing this, which I hope they…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot just keeps setting new career highs. First he scored 24 five days ago, which tied a career high (so I lied about him “setting” a career high, since “setting” is not the same as “tieing”). Now he’s scored 26, which outright sets a career high in an unambiguous way. What’s next? 28? 30?…

Jarrett Allen 22 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)

So Jarrett Allen went 10-of-10 from the free throw line in this game. That’s notable because he’s only a 62% free throw shooter this season. My math skills have deteriorated to the point where I have no idea how to even begin figuring out what the chances are of Allen going 10-of-10 from the line….

Chris Chiozza 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/2/2020)

COVID-19 can kill a lot of things. It can kill economies. It can kill people. It can kill normal human society. But the one thing it cannot kill is CHIOZZANITY. (In case you forgot, Chiozzanity is defined as extreme ardor for, bordering on obsession with, Brooklyn Nets point guard Chris Chiozza and his exploits on…

Joe Harris 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (8/2/2020)

It’s unfortunate that Joe Harris is in a contract year but didn’t even get to play with Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant as part of a championship contender. And I’m not joking around when I say that healthy Kyrie + healthy Durant + healthy LeVert + healthy Harris (he’s always healthy bee tee double yew)…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)

I have only myself to blame for getting all excited about how crazy the lineups were going to look from the last time Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot scored 24 points, back in April of 2017. I mean, he was on the 76ers. It was April. Who KNOWS what kind of crazy garbage players he was sharing the…

Dzanan Musa All 50 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

If there’s one thing that you should know about DownToBuck, it’s that he loves pandering to the citizens of the Balkan states. If it was once part of Yugoslavia, you can bet your bottom dollar (or your bottom dinar/kuna/mark/lek/euro) that I’m going to make videos of the players from that country no matter how good…

Jarrett Allen All 165 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

The dining room table was haphazardly covered both with computer components and the packaging they had arrived in. Sitting at the edge of the chaos, Jarrett Allen wondered why his computer builds always turned out this way. It was like he couldn’t just sit down and do things in a logical manner. He had to…

Joe Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

There’s been a bunch of talk recently about how Kenny Atkinson is out in Brooklyn. Obviously a coach getting fired would (and should) generate a lot of talk since coaches have been relatively stable in the NBA for the past few seasons (other than some major firings and hirings this season). However, lost in all…