Chiozzanity is happening right now. RIGHT NOW. The thing with these minor -sanity’s is that if you blink, they’re gone. You missed it. So you have to be paying attention at all times. CONSTANT VIGILANCE! There are probably tons of people out there who didn’t even notice that Linsanity was happening before it was over….
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Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 19 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
76ers fans are now being assaulted from all sides. Their team is what is commonly termed a “hot mess express”, and pieces from “The Process”, now dispersed all across the league because Elton Brand wanted to go all in on Josh Richardson and Al Hoford (among other reasons), are flourishing, free from the confines of…
Read MoreJoe Harris 20 Points/5 Layups Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
Joe Harris had FIVE layups in this game. FIVE. I am seriously considering putting that stat in the title of this video so that the whole world knows about it (EDIT: I did it, who cares, you can’t stop me). Putting him on blast, as the kid’s say. Man, that’s so many layups for him….
Read MoreChris Chiozza 14 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2020)
This is the kind of video that probably should’ve been first on my priority list for this slate of games. All these other vids I made, people know all about those players. There is no shortage of highlightage for any of those dudes except for maybe Semi Ojeleye. And the point of this channel, the…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
I was just struck with a very disturbing thought: what would happen if Jarrett Allen decided to ditch the afro and go with a more “conventional” haircut? Personally, I would be a lot less drawn to him. His ferocious dunkage would be the same, and his affinity for building computers would be the same, but…
Read MoreJoe Harris 20 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
For being a white three-point shooter who is a starter on a playoff team, there sure isn’t that much hype for Joe Harris. Come on, people! He’s white! He shoots threes! Why don’t you care? We’ve got pretty much the entire population of Miami hugging Duncan Robinson’s nuts, but Harris has to toil away in…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)
I have the feeling that I’ve ignored a lot of Jarrett Allen performances that are of a similar caliber to this one. There could be anywhere from two to five instances of Allen scoring sixteen points (or close to it) that were not rewarded with a highlight video. I distinctly remember thinking “I could make…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2020)
Nobody really cares about Garrett Temple, nor has anybody ever cared about Garrett Temple (except for maybe his parents, but even that is in doubt). Despite that whole “not caring” thing, Temple has put together an impressive ten-year career, something that nobody expected after he played for five teams in his first two seasons (appearing…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 21 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot (henceforth referred to as “TLC” because I refuse to waste my valuable time typing out that whole big long name) hasn’t exactly been lighting up the scoreboard this season. His previous high in points scored this season? Thirteen. TLC is, and I say this with the most love and supportiveness possible, a total…
Read MoreJoe Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
Joe Harris isn’t quite the shooter this year that he was last year, but I’m not going to be too hard on him given that his three-point percentage last season (47.4%, holy balls) was way too high of a bar that he set for himself. His 40% three-point shooting this season looks like garbage in…
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