Bojan Bogdanovic is one of the highest-performing rookies so far this season, averaging 11 points a game. He shouldn’t even really count as a rookie though. 25 years old? This guy isn’t some fresh-faced kid. He’s a stout-hearted three-point assassin, his skills honed in the Euroleagues. He had another good game tonight, his stats only…
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Bojan Bogdanovic 22 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/17/2014)
Bojan “Bojangles” Bogdanovic may be a newbie to the delights of the southern-US-based fried chicken chain, but he is certainly no newbie when it comes to showcasing his talents on the hardwood. As the only good player on the Nets tonight, he drops in his patented “20 piece chicken & 10 biscuits box” (plus two…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2014)
This might be the most egregious example of fraternal violence since Cain killed his brother Abel back in the Garden of Eden. The puffy-haired Lopez just had no answers as the neatly-coiffed hair of the other Lopez abused him repeatedly near the basket. What I really want to see is these two guys playing on…
Read MoreKevin Garnett 12 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/15/2014)
My phone rings. “Hello, this is DownToBuck.” The voice on the other end is angry. “You take that video down right now or I’m calling the FBI.” I am no stranger to threats. NBA players do not appreciate the strange brand of truth that I provide. Without even asking the caller’s name, I know immediately…
Read MoreJarrett Jack 23 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2014)
You know which player I hate? Corey Maggette. He was a chucker and a flailer. That may seem like a bit of useless trivia, but it’s not. Take a look at Jarrett Jack’s face. Who does he remind you of? That’s right. Corey Maggette. For that reason, I can never enjoy watching Jarrett Jack play….
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 14 Points/1 Buzzer-Beater Full Highlights (11/12/2014)
In a rookie class full of still-learning players putting up unexciting performances, Bojan Bogdanovic has been a nice surprise. His 22 point game is the best of any rookie so far, and he’s second among rookies in PPG after Jabari Parker. I should probably double-check those stats and not just trust the Nets commentators, but…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2014)
Bojan Bogdanovic, with his stomach making audible protestations, walked into the Bojangles’ Famous Chicken ‘n Biscuits store with anticipation. He approached the counter and looked up at the menu; soon, his eager expression was replaced with one of confusion. “Any questions?” asked the cheerful, yet clearly sub-intelligent cashier. Bojan did have some questions. For a…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 18 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2014)
Mirza Teletovic has always been, and always will be, a merciless three point gunner. I know it’s early in the season, but 9 threes attempted per 36 is totally plantains. Plus he’s making 46% of those attempts. He won’t keep it up, but if he did, we could wave Stephen Curry’s record goodbye after a…
Read MoreAlan Anderson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2014)
So, Mikhail Prokhorov might be selling some percentage of the Nets. What does this mean for Alan Anderson and the rest of his teammates? -Fewer, if any, pierogies at team functions -No more free-of-charge vodka vending machines in the locker room -Italian mafia to take over the rigging of games from the Russian mafia -Alan…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 18 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2014)
I’ve made lots of highlight videos, granting me uncommon insight into the relative popularity of players, based on view counts and likes. I’ve found out several truths in this way: people will watch any highlights of any rookie no matter what. I’ve also found out that Brook Lopez could score 40 and you guys still…
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