Blatche tried to focus in the timeout, but he was never that good at running plays or listening to that motivational mumbo-jumbo. Usually what he did was look for hot girls in the stands that he might be able to get with later. That was what he was doing now – scanning the lower bowl…
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Shaun Livingston 23 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2013)
Shaun Livingston stole the ball from his hapless defender, and quickly raced up the court for a routine fast-break jam. He took off from just outside the restricted circle and cleanly slammed it home. He landed, and began to run back on D. Until he collapsed on the floor in a heap. He looked down…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/16/2013)
Sad story time. Get your tissues ready for deployment. So, Saturday nights are date night in the DownToBuck household. It’s not my idea, but my girl thinks its fun, so whatever. She’s pretty hot and I want to keep her around. Last night she said she wanted to see the ballet. Swan Lake or something,…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 27 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2013)
Brook Lopez @RealBrookLopez 6 Nov just cuz my last name is lopez dont mean im mexican smh #smh Brook Lopez @RealBrookLopez 6 Nov damn i gotta get more touches lol #postmoves Brook Lopez @RealBrookLopez 6 Nov yo @gordonhayward last time u got blocked that hard it was by some chick on starcraft #blockaroniandcheese Brook Lopez…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2013)
Why can’t Brook Lopez grab rebounds? His brother has no problem doing it. You might be thinking “That Reggie Evans guy, he’s a rebound stealer, that’s why Lopez doesn’t get any”. But Brook has always had an issue on the glass. But as Andrea Bargnani famously said, it’s not called reboundball, it’s called basketball. And…
Read MoreCJ Watson 10 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/22/2013)
“Hey CJ, check out this picture I found on the Internet! It’s so weird!” “Okay Brook just a minute.” “No dude you have to come right now!” “Alright, alright, keep your pants on. If it’s that meatspin thing again I’m gonna… what the hell?” “Isn’t that weird?” “It’s just a picture of a school building….
Read MoreTyshawn Taylor Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
Tyshawn Taylor has not a had very productive NBA career so far. Which kind of sucks for him. Think about all the work he’s done over the years, endless hours of practicing and training, all his mind focused on one singular goal. He’s finally made it to the NBA, and now he gets to sit…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
“Cryostation 3. This is Shengelia at cryostation 2.Come in cryostation 3.” “This is Teletovic at cryostation 3. What seems to be the problem?” “We’ve had an accident with one of the cryo-chambers. I say accident, but the evidence indicates malicious intent.” “Well, what went wrong?” “One of the cryo-chambers was found broken and leaking. It…
Read MoreMarShon Brooks Career High 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2013)
Well, this was unexpected. Obviously MarShon has it in him to score this many points on a semi-regular basis, but the Nets don’t seem very interested in playing him decent minutes. So when he does get in the game, he tries to do too much and gets taken right back out. That’s great. We wouldn’t…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 27 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/30/2013)
Brook Lopez is the best center in the league right now. Ignore the fact that he doesn’t play defense or rebound. It’s not called defenseball or reboundball. It’s called basketball because the point of the game is to put the ball in the basket. Scoring is the most important and only facet of the game…
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