Nets fans probably aren’t as excited as I am that their team, which has on its roster both Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant, is being led in scoring by Garrett “Most Likely To Be An NBA Coach After Retirement” Temple. But they really should be. Irving and Durant, they aren’t Nets basketball. Superstars scoring points…
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Spencer Dinwiddie 29 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)
In case you’re not aware of how this game went down, here’s how it went down: Spencer Dinwiddie got the ball inbounded to him with ten seconds left and his team down three. He casually advanced the ball, which didn’t allow him enough time to get a good shot, so he kind of jacked up…
Read MoreJoe Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)
Since I’m out of inspiration for video descriptions right now, I looked up Joe Harris’ hometown of Chelan, Washington to see if inspiration would strike me. Sometimes inspiration can come from weird places, like Wikipedia articles or Google Maps street view. And if inspiration doesn’t strike, well, I have a proven track record of writing…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 32 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (11/29/2019)
After a significant, bordering on Herculean, struggle with the unfamiliar stats.nba.com interface, which purportedly offers a wealth of statistical knowledge in pretty much the most incomprehensible manner possible, I was finally able to track down a list of all the players that Spencer “Din-Dins” Dinwiddie has assisted this season and how many times he assisted…
Read MoreJoe Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Last season, Joe Harris had the highest three-point percentage among players who attempted at least 100 threes, at 47.4%. And it’s not like he squeaked in under the cutoff either. He attempted 386 three-pointers that season. To combine that volume with that accuracy is pretty much totally nuts and nigh-unbelievable. If you raise the cutoff…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Garrett Temple scored sixteen points in the second quarter of this game. Again, I ask you, who even needs Kevin Durant? Temple can clearly replicate Durant’s level of production if the circumstances line up properly, which, as far as I’m concerned, is all the time. I mean, look at how smooth his three-pointers are. Durant…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 22 Points/21 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
Attention Nets: please just get rid of DeAndre Jordan. I don’t care if Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant hand-picked him to be their center, I don’t care if the whole reason they signed in the first place was because they’d get to play with him, I didn’t see any of them on the court tonight,…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 23 Points/9 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
Take THIS, you sweaty analytics nerds, sweaty because of how hot you get when you think about numbers and spreadsheets and calculators. Spencer Dinwiddie doesn’t need your advanced degrees (in being a nerd LMAO) or your snide tweets about what shots are good shots to take. He’s a baller. A pure baller, who knows that…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 30 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2019)
You can pretty much stop watching this video after around the 0:50 point. That’s right, I’m giving you explicit permission to not watch one of my videos in its entirety. Normally, every second of every one of my vids is important to be watched and considered carefully, but not this time. Dinwiddie’s first 11 points…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 18 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
The Brooklyn Nets made enough high-profile acquisitions over the summer that the acquisition of the steady but unexciting Garrett Temple didn’t really grab anybody’s attention. But if you break things down, you see that Temple might have been the most important addition to the Nets: KEVIN DURANT: This guy isn’t even playing. Temple is playing….
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