https://youtu.be/iIdptOM4IxM I’m sure everybody has already seen this fun statistical tidbit, but I’m sharing it with you anyway because I was so tickled by it: Jimmy Butler scored 58 points in this series. Bryn Forbes scored 60. I am deriving an unreasonable amount of joy from this. Bryn Forbes is just a role-player. Jimmy Butler,…
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Bryn Forbes 22 Points Full Highlights (5/24/2021)
https://youtu.be/auoC3fiULYg I am of such weak mental constitution that I’m almost too anxious to watch Bucks playoff games. Especially when it seems like they’re overmatched. Last season, I barely watched any of their 1-4 series loss to the Heat, and my mental health was better off for it. I didn’t need Jae Crowder ruining my…
Read MoreBryn Forbes Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (4/29/2021)
https://youtu.be/LyN1McmHaYE Bryn Forbes was walking down a seemingly infinite hall. The passage of time was marked only by his footsteps, and his only indications of forward progress were the occasional fountain on the floor or a bench along the wall that he walked past. But no matter how far he walked, he never reached an…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2021)
https://youtu.be/VLkBXxprPpc OFFICIAL BEST SHOOTERS THAT GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO HAS EVER PLAYED WITH POWER RANKINGS 1. Giannis Antetokounmpo [POWER GAP] 2. Bryn Forbes [tie] 2. Tony Snell [tie] 3. Kyle Korver 4. Khris Middleton 5. Mirza Teletovic [POWER GAP] 6. Brook Lopez 7. Ersan Ilyasova 8. Rashad Vaughn (fite me IRL) [POWER ABYSS] 9001. Michael Carter-Williams [POWER…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 23 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2021)
https://youtu.be/YxyF-O69a5E The more I think about it, the more it makes sense for me to completely tear down my playstyle in pickup basketball and model it after Bryn Forbes. After all, Forbes and I share many meaningful characteristics: -Inability to dunk -Inability to jump -Inability to grab rebounds -Inability to provide playmaking or ball-handling in…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 20 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2021)
https://youtu.be/SM1FBE2vq_g The Bucks made a lot of moves during the offseason. Some of them major, like trading a whole bunch of everything for Jrue Holiday, some of them minor, like signing Mamadi Diakite to a two-way deal, and some of them middling, like giving Bryn Forbes a two-year, 5-million dollar deal. If you disagree with…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 19 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)
If Spurs fans are to be believed, then the reason that Spurs are so disappointing this season is that Bryn Forbes literally does not play any defense at all, at any point, ever. No matter who he is supposed to be guarding, he just doesn’t stop them. No resistance at all. They do whatever they…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 24 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/20/2020)
Bryn “Brynk of Insanity” Forbes has been scapegoated rather vigorously by Spurs fans in the past few weeks, some even going so far as to allege that he is not an NBA-caliber player. I can understand where they’re coming from, even if I don’t agree with questioning the fact that Forbes is made out of…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 21 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)
Bryn Forbes was quite close to pulling off the “Tony Snell” with a 21/2/0/0/0 statline last night. All that stood in the way of him and a perfect, unbroken row of zeros was two rebounds that he could have let other teammates grab. However, I will give him a pass for this because he got…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 18 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)
Bryn “Forbearance” Forbes is not as good a three-point shooter this season as he was last season. Last season, he was a 43% shooter from deep, making him one of the best in the league. This season, he’s shooting 36%, which is fine (especially at the volume of shots he takes) but is only a…
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