Caroline – DownToBuck

Mike Dunleavy 22 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2014)

Mike Dunleavy lay in bed, content after another victory on the basketball court. He looked over to the vague lump that was the sleeping form of his wife, Caroline, who had surrounded herself most of the sheets in her usual manner. Dunleavy didn’t mind. A lady as fine as Caroline should have all the sheets…

Taj Gibson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2014)

Taj Gibson, having been shown the ways of womanizing and chauvinism, was a reformed man. No longer obsessed with the cheerleader Caroline, whose body had been defiled in vile ways by Mike Dunleavy’s “Man Sauce”, he freely and frequently bedded all manner of hot women. He even garnered a reputation among his teammates for being…

Taj Gibson Career High 26 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/22/2014)

Taj flipped idly through his mail. He didn’t know why he bothered; fan mail sent through the postal service was becoming less and less, and nothing else of any great import ever was present in these large stacks of letters. Then, a light pink envelope caught his eye. Usually that color signified the fan mail…

Mike Dunleavy 25 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

Mike Dunleavy grabbed his phone off the bedside table and dialed his teammate Taj Gibson. “Hey Mike, what’s up?” came Taj’s voice. “Oh, nothing, just wanted to see what you were up to,” Mike responded. There was a pause where nothing was heard but the squeaking of Mike’s bed. “What’s making that noise? And why…

Mike Dunleavy 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2013)

Mike Dunleavy, in the least combative manner possible, walked up to teammate Taj Gibson after the game. He began awkwardly, “Listen, Taj, Booz just gave me the rundown on the whole situation. If I had known you were in the game, I definitely would never have porked Caroline.” Giving him a dirty look, Taj responded,…

Taj Gibson Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2013)

“I gaze at the starlit sky. Visions shimmer in my eye. What better can there in this world be Than the unity of you and me?” Taj Gibson folded up his carefully penned poem, and placed it lovingly in an envelope marked “To Caroline”. “Yo, you writing that crappy poetry again?” It was Carlos Boozer….