Chandler Parsons might have the worst production/payment ratio in the league (outside of guys like Ian Mahinmi, Bismack Biyombo, and Miles Plumlee, all of whom are perpetual DNPs despite their outlandish contracts), but anybody who’s mad at him for getting paid all that cash should examine their motives. Those who conduct an honest investigation of…
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Chandler Parsons 17 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2019)
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Read MoreChandler Parsons 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/22/2019)
I’m thinking that Chandler Parsons is still a bit out of shape. Not only does he look like he’s out of shape, but, in this game, he was doing good things until about halfway through the second quarter, and from that point on, he only did bad things. Not-so-coincidentally, the first quarter and a half…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/16/2019)
Over his entire stint with the Grizzlies, Chandler Parsons has been the focus of much consternation. Both the quality of his play (which has ranged from “decent” to “below G-League level”) and his contract (which has steadily rated as a 10/10 on the albatross scale) are sore points for Grizzlies fans. I don’t blame Parsons…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 15 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)
Last season, Chandler Parsons played like complete sewer juice, shooting 34% from the field and generally not living up to his outsized contract even a little bit. This season, his shooting is roughly in line with career norms, and while he’s still not really earning his 23 million dollars (HOLY BALLS BATMAN), he’s not unplayable…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 17 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)
Whatever happens with Chandler Parsons’ career, I will never forget the time he dunked on JaVale McGee and then used his head as toilet paper. Parsons may be a shell of himself athletically, but all the layups in the world can’t take away that primal display. Speaking of layups, I hope you like them, because…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
I almost put “Grizzlies Debut” in the title of the video because I think this is the first time Chandler Parsons has shown up for a game for them. OUCH! SICK BURN. Get that man some ointment. Yeah for real though he has sucked for the Grizzlies. Not his fault, well maybe a little bit…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 28 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2016)
Finding Zaza’s advice insufficient, Chandler Parsons turns to other sources… http://imgur.com/a/wARRT
Read MoreChandler Parsons 27 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)
“We need to talk about our last conversation,” Jeremy said. Chandler Parsons looked down at the phone in his hand, as if simply staring at it would cause Jeremy Lin to emerge from the screen. How badly Chandler wanted to see him again, but a mere phone call would have to suffice. Bringing the phone…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 24 Points/1 Headbutt Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
So the big news from this game is that Chandler Parsons and Zaza Pachulia basically brawled right at center court as their teammates threw hundred-dollar bills at them in a crude form of bet-making. It didn’t quite go down exactly that way, but it was pretty close, as you’ll see if you watch until the…
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