If you want, you can add these words to the video title, before the “14 points” but after the “Cody Zeller”: “Triple Double”. Zeller had the 14 points, he had the 12 rebounds, but those assists. 8 assists, combined with the aforementioned statisticals, does not normally qualify a performance for being a triple double. But…
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Miles Bridges 25 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
If you’ve clicked on this video, that means you at least have a passing interest in Miles Bridges, who is a small forward for the Charlotte Hornets. That’s great! Go ahead and watch this video, which depicts Bridges scoring 25 points on a variety of dunks (okay, ignore that pluralization), layups, jumpshots, and post moves….
Read MoreMiles Bridges 23 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2020)
I am currently in the process of coming up with a big list of excuses for why I will not be making a video for Terry Rozier’s 21-point showing in this game. The simple truth of it is that I am fed up with having to make a Rozier vid seemingly every god damn Hornets…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 30 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
It is obvious that I am condemned to make Terry Rozier highlights until the end of time. I don’t know which higher power cursed me with this unendingly tedious and unendingly unending task, but whatever that higher power is, I want to send them a very clear message: treating my mortal body as nothing more…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: Even though Marvin Williams has had a long and successful career (at least from a collecting checks perspective, maybe not a “winning” perspective), he is still a big ol’ bust. Like most tweeners ever drafted at the top of the draft, he never lived up to the pre-draft visions of a long,…
Read MoreMalik Monk Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2020)
When Malik Monk felt the sensation of cool stone against his bare flesh, he knew that he wasn’t where he was supposed to be. The last he remembered, he had been going with his teammates to some French nightclub that Nic swore had “the hottest girls in all of France”. Then somebody had made a…
Read MoreP.J. Washington 19 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2020)
In the last video description I wrote for P.J. Washington, I introduced a revolutionary new product concept that was sure to be a money-printing factory for all involved parties: P.J.’s PJ’s. P.J.’s PJ’s are pajamas branded with P.J. Washington’s name and offered in all the crazy teals and purples that normal Hornets jerseys are available…
Read MoreMalik Monk 20 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2020)
Hornets fans are rightfully tired of Malik Monk getting marginalized to the absolute most marginal margins of the bench. There seems to be no respite for either Monk or the fans. No matter how bad the Hornets are, or how desperately they need Monk’s scoring and playmaking, he just can’t consistently get the minutes that…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2020)
Terry Rozier, in addition to his 20 points and 9 assists (without a turnover, damn, he out-Monted Monte Morris in his own building, the DISRESPECT), had a really sick ankle-breaker on Jamal Murray, so sick that Murray had to exit the game and not return. But this was a different kind of ankle-breaker than you’re…
Read MoreP.J. Washington 20 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2020)
New money-making idea for the Hornets (since they can’t be making much money from ticket sales right now): P.J.’s PJ’s! Hornets-branded pajamas with P.J. Washington’s name on them! You can sell them in the pro shop at the arena for fifty bucks a pair. You know these would sell well because basketball fans in general…
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