Another game, another bucketfest (short for “bucket festival” in case you typed that into Google Translate and it got all confused) for Willy Hernangomez. He went 6-for-6 two games ago, followed that performance up with a sick DNP-CD performance off the bench, and now has scored 14 on 7-for-8 from the field. This is, as…
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Terry Rozier 25 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2020)
People of the future are going to look back on the contract that Terry Rozier received from the Hornets and be like “that was a pretty reasonable contract for a guy who would score almost 20 points per game”. Okay, that’s a lie. No people from the future (I’m defining “future” as “25 years from…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 27 Points/10 Assists/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/13/2020)
It had been a while since we had a “vintage” Devonte’ Graham performance. The criteria for such a performance are simple: tons of threes, tons of assists, and not much else. You may dispute the designation of “vintage” on a particular Graham performance on the grounds that he has only been in the league for…
Read MoreDevonte Graham 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/12/2020)
A lot of what Devonte’ Graham is doing this season was totally unexpected coming in, but here’s another one where, if you told me this was happening while Graham was sucking it up last season, I would’ve laughed in your face. Or if, we were not conversing in person but rather over the internet, I…
Read MoreDwayne Bacon 24 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2020)
By many metrics, Dwayne Bacon is one of the very worst players in the NBA this season. You’d have to search far and wide to find an advanced stat that likes him, and when you did find it, it would turn out that it used “Last name resemblence to names of food items” as a…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 15 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)
The Hornets’ center situation is not in a good spot right now. They have some nice-ish talent at the guard and forward spots, but their centers? Eh, I guess Cody Zeller is alright. And Bismack Biyombo is having a career year which means he’s scoring two points per 36 instead of 0.5 points per 36….
Read MoreTerry Rozier 23 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)
This performance from Terry Rozier is more in line with what I expected he would be doing when the season started. Leading his team in shots attempted? Check. Leading his team in points? Check. Taking tough midrange jimbos because none of his teammates can do anything? Check. Pulling up from three just because? Check. Sitting…
Read MoreLaMelo Ball Triple Double 22 Pts/12 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (1/9/2020)
https://youtu.be/lf4O8UNdBGY In an alternate life, I’m a Lithuanian potato farmer, and on my YouTube channel NoriPrienai, I’ve been uploading 144p vids of LaMelo Ball playing for my favorite LBL team, while taking breaks from tending my beautiful underground brown spheroids, In another alternae life, I’m an Australian wallaby wrangler, and on my YouTube channel IllyasovaIllawarra,…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 27 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
Terry “Tank Commander” Rozier completely neglected his duty at the end of this one, contributing nine points in the fourth quarter including a clutch free throw to tie the game and send it overtime, and then adding in seven more points in the overtime period. It was only at the very end of the game,…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
Miles Bridges subbed out with around five minutes to go in the third quarter, sitting on 26 points. By my count, he took two shots after that point as the Hornets lost in overtime, 110-112. Is this what the young people call “tanking”? I doubt it. For one thing, the Hornets, even with their crazily-constructed…
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