This current Bulls season is a total trainwreck, just an absolute disaster of player mutinies and lost games that is certainly providing no enjoyment for any Bulls fan. Other fanbases are kind of enjoying it, but only a little bit, because they know that this could happen to their franchise at any time, as long…
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Lauri Markkanen 23 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
How long would Lauri Markkanen have to play like garbage before people actually started criticizing him? I’m talking about people other than Bulls fans/writers/media people, since they probably criticize him every time he misses a three. But in terms of the national media, he seems utterly immune. Nothing but positivity surrounding him. I’m not saying…
Read MoreKris Dunn 24 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
It’s easy to forget that Kris “The Dunnwich Horror” Dunn was the fifth overall pick just two drafts ago. He had a resurgence last year after he got traded to the Bulls, and people started paying attention to him a little bit, but now he’s been injured almost the whole year for when of the…
Read MoreShaquille Harrison Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2018)
Shaquille “Shaqh” Harrison getting a career-high twenty points was literally the only good thing that happened to the Bulls this game, which they lost to the Celtics 133-77. Imagine if Shaqh had put up a point total more in line with his season average of six – the Bulls would have scored 63 points. Luckily,…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen 24 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/7/2018)
In the process of gathering material for the composition of this description, I ventured over to Wikipedia to check out Lauri Markkanen’s article. But not his English-language entry. The one in Finnish. Because I want to know what actual Finnish people think about him. I was like “how hard could it be, reading Finnish, it’s…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen 21 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2018)
Lauri Markkanen is back! At least, he’s back in the sense that he’s willing to chuck a ton of shots to prove that he’s ready to be the Bulls’ best player again. And that’s more than enough for me. Move over Zach LaVine! There’s a new game in town, and he’s got two intact ACLs!…
Read MoreJabari Parker 21 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2018)
As I’m typing this, my tubby little kitty Japurri Purrker (who I’ve decided is not going to be renamed) is staring and meowing at a wall because he thinks there’s a bird on the other side of it. This seems like some sort of metaphor for the current state of Jabari Parker, but I can’t…
Read MoreWendell Carter 28 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/30/2018)
The Bulls are still early in their tanking experiment (which, if the follow the Kings model, will go on indefinitely), but it’s never too early to try and identify pieces which need to be retained at any reasonable cost, and pieces that are disposable. The important pieces are part of the CORE. The non-important pieces…
Read MoreJabari Parker 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2018)
Jabari Parker seems like he might be playing a bit better lately, but he still doesn’t quite pass the “eye test”; he often has sloppy turnovers and he often takes bad shots that he shouldn’t be taking (see: popping for a twenty-foot jumper with the defender in his face). It’s funny to note that the…
Read MoreRyan Arcidiacono 22 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2018)
It was sweet when Ryan “ArchGOAT” Arcidiacono, who is the American Steve Nash, scored 22 last game. It was not sweet when he did so against the Bucks. I like it when role-players exceed their role and do great things, as long as they do it against teams that are not from the state of…
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