Ryan Arcidiacono: the American Steve Nash? The fact that I’m even typing it out like this means the answer is obviously yes. You could reverse the concept and say Steve Nash was the Canadian Ryan Arcidiacono, but that doesn’t seem as correct, somehow. Which is weird, because the sentence has all the same parts and…
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Jabari Parker 27 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
This is the kind of game where you wonder how in the heck Jabari Parker could be so bad at basketball while watching it. If he could do this every night, he’d be a star. Of course, you could say that about almost every player I make a video for. Like if DeAndre’ Bembry had…
Read MoreJabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
If you read any of my video descriptions ever, you know that I am singularly obsessed with just one stat: win-shares. Specifically, win-shares per 48. I don’t know why I have this obsession, but I do, and I can use this stat to write what appear to be insightful insights without actually knowing anything about…
Read MoreJustin Holiday 27 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
I’m cool with how Justin Holiday played tonight. He played great. What I’m not cool with is how is hair looks like he dropped a bag of Cheetos into a waffle iron and left it on for three hours. Is there a pact among the Holiday brothers to all have goofy hair? Because they all…
Read MoreRyan Arcidiacono 14 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
If you’re getting jealous of how handsome Ryan Arcidiacono is (I’m not), just remember that he’s probably having a seriously underwhelming Thanksgiving right now. There are two ways that this could be happening. Way one: he’s sitting by himself in his swank Chicago townhouse eating a Stouffer’s turkey frozen dinner and drinking cheep bear, staring…
Read MoreJabari Parker 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Jabari Parker must have seen the latest RPM stats from ESPN that show him as the worst player in the league, because what I saw of him while making this highlight video was nothing like the Jabari that I’ve seen previously this season. This Jabari was taking good shots, not Melo-style ISO jimbos. This Jabari…
Read MoreAntonio Blakeney 18 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
The league has swung so far in favor of efficient three-point bombers and scoring totals distributed evenly among teammates that it’s almost a breath of fresh air to see a guy like Antonio Blakeney, who doesn’t really care about his teammates and will take whatever shot he wants. Players like Blakeny are in demand almost…
Read MoreJustin Holiday 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
I wasn’t too salty when Justin Holiday hit three of three from deep in the first quarter of this game. I was way saltier about Jabari going off. Holiday, who is known to be an adequate three-point shooter, is very capable of getting hot for a small stretch of game. It’s not something that’s worth…
Read MoreJabari Parker 21 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
To commemorate the return of Jabari Parker to Milwaukee, I snuggled up with my little kitty Japurri Purrker to watch the game. I had all kinds of special snacks at the ready: five bags of Gardettos-brand snack mix in a punch bowl, Bagel Bites (pepperoni flavor) fresh out of the oven, Sun Drop soda (I…
Read MoreShaquille Harrison 16 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)
There is very little you can do to convince me that Shaquille Harrison is not the third component of what was previously thought to be the Harrison “twins”. He’s a little shorter, and the authorities claim he’s a year older (IS LIE), but there’s no rule that says that twins/triplets have to be the same…
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