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Bobby Portis Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)

Big congratulations to Bobby Portis for not only demolishing his career-high by scoring 38 points against Joel Embaby and the 76ers, but also setting a new career-low in teammates punched, with 0. That’s right: he went the whole game, the WHOLE GAME, without ever turning to a fellow Bull, saying “I’m going to punch you…

Bobby Portis 19 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

Bobby “Crazy Eyes” Portis is definitely not a shy shooter (he’s also not a shy puncher, but that joke’s been played out). For a guy who’s not usually viewed as a big-time scorer, he puts up a lot of shots. Maybe the narrative on him should change, because I just checked his per-36 stats (truly…

Lauri Markkanen 21 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

I think Lauri Markkanen’s arms are getting tired. The NBA season is long, the three-point line is way out there, and he’s shooting a ton of shots from back there. I think that was one of the deals with Porzingis; you could tell that he was getting fatigued in the armal area. It could be…

Robin Lopez 19 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

So Robin Lopez is still in Chicago even though pretty much every playoff-contending team would have loved to trade a mediocre pick + a mediocre prospect for him. Lopez has spent a fair chunk of his career on losing teams, so he’s probably faring okay, but still, I thought for sure he would be moved….

Jerian Grant 14 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

The way Bulls fans gripe about Jerian Grant, you would think that every shot he takes is either a stepback eighteen-footer or a three-pointer chucked after dribbling around mindlessly for fifteen seconds, and that every assist credited to him is actually a mistake on the part of the scorer’s table. Maybe those things are true…

Paul Zipser 16 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

Does Paul “Zipskrieg” Zipser look a little bit like a mini Omer Asik to you? He totally does. Father and son reunited at last on the Chicago Bulls for real right now. There’s not much similarity between their respective games besides that they both suck, but that thumbnail is freaking me out. It’s so eerie….

Denzel Valentine 18 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)

Here’s my thought process while watching this game: 1st Denzel Valentine floater: “does he not realize floaters are for unathletic point guards who can’t get a shot any other way?” 2nd Denzel Valentine floater: “man Snell was right there this sucks” 3rd Denzel Valentine floater: “hot damn that dude just floatered it in from twenty…

Denzel Valentine 16 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

Zach “Stole Aaron Gordon’s Dunk Contest Trophy” LaVine is back in the Bulls lineup (with a sick 3-of-17 shooting display last night), but Denzel Valentine’s minutes didn’t see too much of a hit because Kris Dunn is out with something called a “cunt cushion”. While Dunn recovers from having his brain turned into cottage cheese,…

Bobby Portis 22 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2018)

I consistently overestimate the interest that the average viewer has in Bobby “That Boy Ain’t Right” Portis. It’s been a long time since that punchout with Mirotic, and any extra attention he gained from that is gone. I also get the feeling that he’s sort of a relic on the Bulls, a remnant of a…

Robin Lopez 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Robin “Kosta Koufos 2.0” Lopez was drafted the same year as Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook. So why does it seem like he’s old as heck and going to retire soon? It’s just a feeling I get. I view those other two dudes as having a good chunk of their primes left, but not Robin….