Going into this game, if I thought there was going to be some sort of skirmish, I would’ve definitely picked Daniel Gafford and Christian Wood. Those two players play with such intensity around the basket that it would seem inevitable that eventually there would be too much contact and the situation would quickly escalate into…
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Luke Kornet 15 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2020)
Near the end of last year, Luke Kornet kicked the Bulls’ butts. Hard. He dropped a career high 24 points on them. The butt-kicking was administered with such grace and dexterity, but also force, that the Bulls had no choice but to offer him a 2-year, 4.5 million-dollar contract. I made a video for that…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 18 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
There was a fair amount of optimism for the Bulls heading into the season. It’s not like the fanbase was expecting a championship or anything, but the playoffs seemed like a reasonable goal. One of the reasons for that optimism: the acquisition of Thaddeus Young, glue-guy extraordinaire who has been a solid contributor on (mostly)…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 11 Points/Career High 14 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
While making this video, I was getting the feeling that some of these assists given to Tomas Satoransky weren’t quite legitimate. In the interest of truthfulness and accuracy, I will go through each assist one-by-one to determine whether or not the assist should have been awarded. Assist 1 (Zach LaVine): Legit bounce pass right into…
Read MoreDaniel Gafford 13 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
Daniel Gafford is getting consistent minutes now, which is an improvement over the beginning of the season when he often wasn’t getting into games at all. However, I am of the opinion that he’s still not getting enough playing time. He’s looking like prime Dwight Powell out there, and Powell’s been leading the Mavericks in…
Read MoreWendell Carter 18 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)
It feels like the universe as a whole has forgotten about the fact that Wendell Carter Jr. is one of the most promising young scoring bigs in the league right now. And when I say “universe”, I really do mean the entire universe. Not only have humans from planet Earth lost track of WCJ and…
Read MoreCoby White 18 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2019)
The ONLY positive of Coby White taming his lion’s mane into a more manageable hairstyle is that it’s easier to fit his head into the thumbnail. But that’s IT. There may be other benefits from his perspective, like it not hindering him on the court as much or whatever, but I don’t care about his…
Read MoreCoby White 18 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)
Coby White’s field goal percentage of 36 percent is one of the lowest for players who play real minutes. It’s a good thing that he’s had a couple really hot games shooting the ball, or he’d be way in the pits. But as of the time of this writing, he’s only 69th (nice) in that…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 20 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)
“Sato, why do you look so down?” Tomas Satoransky realized that he had paused halfway through taking off his shoe, being too lost in thought to continue his postgame routine. Did his facial expression really make his sadness that obvious? “Oh, just homesick I guess,” he said, putting a smile on his face even though…
Read MoreCoby White 19 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)
For fun and edification, here is a list of players who have a lower True Shooting Percentage than Coby White, in order from best to worst: -RJ Barrett -Tyus Jones -Nickeil Alexander-Walker -Cam Reddish -Treveon Graham -Jarrett Culver -Dwayne Bacon -Jordan Poole For further fun and even greater edification, here is a list of players…
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