Yes. Yes. Yes! YES! YEEEESSSSSSSSS! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! This is what we’ve all been waiting for. Walt Lemon. In the NBA. Doing things. Yes, I’m aware that he did some things with the Pelicans last year. Do you not think I would be aware of something like that? I was aware. Acutely. However, he did not do…
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Shaquille Harrison 21 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2019)
Shaquille Harrison had 15 points in his last game, and I was poised to make a highlight video for that performance before I had a weird omen/premonition that gave me pause and ultimately resulted in me turning down the opportunity to highlight the little-known Bulls backup guard. Basically, I slipped into a semiconscious state where…
Read MoreWayne Selden 20 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2019)
Here’s the thing: I legitimately LIKE Wayne Selden. Despite his negative win-shares (which I can easily dismiss as a fluke even though I revere win-shares above all other stats), there’s something about his game that just draws me to him. And it’s not just his sexy, expressive eyes, either. Yes, when his sensual gaze locks…
Read MoreCristiano Felicio 15 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2019)
Just a friendly reminder for people who maybe forgot: Cristiano “Onions Have Layers” Felicio is getting paid 8 million dollars this season, just like he will be for the two seasons after that. Normally such a bad contract would get lots of press due to its overwhelming badness, but since Felicio barely gets to play,…
Read MoreShaquille Harrison 18 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2019)
Shaquille “Cookies” Harrison can do two things on the basketball court: steal the ball, and jet up the court for a layup with the ball he just stole. If you’re feeling nitpicky, you might say that that only counts as one thing. And maybe you’re right. But it doesn’t feel very nice to say that…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen 32 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2019)
The commentators in this game couldn’t stop talking about how Lauri Markkanen had “returned” and how his “stroke” was “back”. The mystical codeword “February” was invoked multiple times. So I checked the stats, and they do seem to indicate that Markkanen played much better than in February than he has so far in March. In…
Read MoreKris Dunn 26 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2019)
There must be something wrong with Kris Dunn’s marketability or personality or flashiness or something, because I regularly forget that he’s a strong candidate for “PG OF THE FUTURE” for the Bulls. When I think of “PG’s on the Bulls”, I think of Ryan Arcidiacono and Shaq Harrison. For some reason, I don’t usually think…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 24 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)
Robin Lopez’s first 6 buckets of this game are hook shots (not the kind he threw against Serge Ibaka; the basketball kind). He added one more in the second half for a grand total of 7, all of them against Deandre Ayton or Dragan Bender. I don’t know if they were trying to teach the…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2019)
I have to give a lot of credit to Robin Lopez for refining his footwork and turning into an unstoppable spinning hook shot machine these last few weeks. He’s just nailing that pivot foot to the floor, doing a couple ballerina twirls (I believe the technical term is “pirouette”), and throwing that thing in the…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
The Chicago Bulls commentary team seems to be convinced that the Bulls don’t go to Robin Lopez enough for scoring purposes. After compiling enough recent Fropez videos, I have to say that I agree with them. Every time I see Fropez, he’s dominating defenders with his imposing size and deliberate moves. His hook shot is…
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