When Chris Johnson the basketball player scored a career-high sixteen points at the beginning of last season, nobody even watched the video. Right now it has 640 views and is probably my least-watched vid from that entire season. If that few people even care about Chris Johnson not the football player, why do I even…
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Chris Johnson 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2014)
I always assumed that Chris Johnson’s full first name was “Christopher”. That’s a fair assumption, right? Wrong. His name is actually spelled “Christapher”. From now on, I’m going to use his full name whenever I have to reference him (which is approximately once every never) so that I don’t cause confusion with either a.) the…
Read MoreChris Johnson 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (2/9/2014)
Chris Johnson stood in the checkout line, filling out a form for the supermarket’s loyalty program. The store was convenient to his house, so he figured that a few dollars of savings here and there would pile up in the long run. When he handed back the form, the checkout clerk’s eyes grew wide when…
Read MoreChris Johnson 12 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/28/2014)
Last season there were two Chris Johnsons in the league: this one, who played in Memphis, and a taller one who played in Minnesota. It was like the scene from a terrible nightmare. Every night I checked the box-scores with dread, wondering how many Chris Johnsons had been added to rosters since the last time…
Read MoreChris Johnson 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2013)
Chris Johnson. Unless you are an NBA junkie or Timberwolves fan, you probably don’t know who this is. With a name like Chris Johnson you are pretty much doomed to obscurity. And not only that, but he shares his name with ANOTHER totally scrubby player who just got signed by the Grizz. So if you’re…
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