I don’t know how much longer Matthew Dellavedova can possibly hang on in the league, but if he’s going to continue his career anywhere, Cleveland is the place. They still love him there, right? Or does he remind them too much of all the good times they had with LeBron? Well, I know if I…
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Cedi Osman 21 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2020)
I don’t know about you, but I personally don’t view Cedi Osman as the type of player who is so good that he should be sitting out the last quarter (or more) of a total blowout. He exited the game with 4 minutes left in the third and the Cavaliers down by 23 (they would’ve…
Read MoreDarius Garland 14 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2020)
It may sound unbelievable now, but Collin Sexton did manage to get a 10-assist game in right before the end of his rookie year before turning into a full-on tunnel-vision chucker this season. I was getting all ready to prop up Darius Garland with sentences like “I bet Sexton never got 10 assists in a…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2020)
Okay Tristan Thompson, you’ve had your fun, you scored 35 in one game then manhandled “MVP candidate” Nikola Jokic in a big win on the road in the next, now it’s time to take a step back. Maybe feign an injury, maybe really get an injury, all I know is, it’s time for John Henson…
Read MoreDarius Garland 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2020)
There’s a reason you have to be careful when criticizing rookies playing their very first months of NBA games. Yeah, they might be really sucking, but there’s a very good chance that what you’re seeing from them is the worst you’re ever going to see from them until they’re old and washed up. The NBA…
Read MoreDarius Garland 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2020)
Has Darius Garland turned the proverbial corner? Has he stopped playing like a slug and started playing like a 5th overall pick? Has he he figured out the intricacies of the NBA game and will now start playing with pose and confidence? I don’t know about all of that, but he was pretty good tonight….
Read MoreTristan Thompson Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2020)
Tristan Thompson could feel that he was lying down on a hard surface. Why would that be the case? The chances of him going to sleep somewhere so uncomfortable were remote. He decided to open his eyes rather than stubbornly keep them shut. The sight that greeted his opened eyes was a beautiful, yet confusing,…
Read MoreAnte Zizic 15 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2020)
I need a Cavaliers fan, or perhaps multiple fans, to tell me what exactly is so wrong with Ante “Antetozizpo” Zizic that he doesn’t hardly get any minutes even on a horrible team. Be as specific as possible. It’s freaking me out that I can’t figure it out, because apparently his flaws are so deep…
Read MoreDante Exum Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2020)
“This isn’t funny guys,” Dante Exum called out to the empty hallway. A group of his teammates had told him about the “secret media room” where there was “tons of free food” available before games. But Dante had somehow gotten separated from them in the unfamiliar corridors of the Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse, and now he…
Read MoreDarius Garland 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2020)
The Cavaliers’ aptly-named “Young Inefficient Tunnel-Vision Midget Chuck Bros” tandem actually had a pretty good game tonight! Collin Sexton put up 30 (along with a whopping 2 assists, which is a large amount considering that when he has the ball he is literally incapable of seeing anything other than the rim), and Garland had 20…
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