After his disastrous (though not so disastrous that I did not make a highlight video for his scoring performance) 8-turnover game in the Cavaliers’ last game, Darius Garland was well on his way to a 0-turnover game in this one. Sadly, he coughed the ball up with 4 seconds to go (don’t worry, the Cavaliers…
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Darius Garland 16 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Darius Garland had eight turnovers in this game to go with his single assist. That’s, to put it nicely, not a good stat. There are a bunch of players who have gotten eight turnovers in a game this season, and even a few who got nine. But none of them did it…
Read MoreLarry Nance Jr. 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
Larry Nance Jr. is one of those players who just escapes my notice most of the time. He escapes the notice of most people now that he’s not on the Lakers, but for me it’s for a different reason other than that he’s not in the biggest NBA market anymore. The deal with him is…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 25 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)
The Blazers had no one even available to play tonight who could realistically stop Tristan Thompson. Here were their options: -Skal Labissiere -Anthony Tolliver -Carmelo Anthony -Nassir Little???? Labissiere is long, but doesn’t hold up well when confronted with excessive physicality like the kind Thompson possesses. Little is a midget small forward who plays like…
Read MoreDarius Garland 23 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
Aw shucks, the Cavaliers were looking surprisingly feisty for a while there. This 40-point annihilation at the hands of Luka Doncic and the Mavericks (but mostly just Luka Doncic) is just another in an increasingly long string of bad losses. They used up all their mojo kicking the Knicks’ butt a few games ago, they…
Read MoreKevin Porter 18 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2019)
It will forever confuse me that Kevin Porter Jr. is NOT one of Michael Porter Jr.’s many brothers. I was confused before the season started, I’m confused now, and I don’t forsee the confusion ever stopping. Do these NBA players realize when choosing their character names that they have to do more to differentiate themselves…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 17 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
The Kardashian Curse that was cruelly cast upon Tristan Thompson has, officially, been lifted. I don’t know why now would be the time for it to be lifted, and I don’t know which Kardashian (there is, apparently, more than one) put it on him in the first place, but all that is in the past….
Read MoreTristan Thompson 21 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)
I have had to make way too many Tristan Thompson highlight videos to start the season. This is the fourth one and we’re only seven games into the season; for comparison, I made just five of them all of last season (including playoffs [LOL (lots of laughs [the Cavaliers didn’t make the playoffs that’s why…
Read MoreDarius Garland 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/8/2019)
Fun fact: coming into this game, Darius Garland had the worst Win Shares of any NBA player, at -0.6. If you had asked me who held that dubious distinction, I would’ve probably answered either Marco Belinelli (who is NOT a spicy meatball right now) or Eric Gordon (who looks like a regular, non-spicy meatball all…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2019)
I figure that, just like people have sexual fetishes, people also have “highlights fetishes” which dictate what kind of highlight videos they enjoy watching. Some people like to watch smooth scorers, some people like to watch lockdown defenders, some people like to watch gritty hustle players, some people like to watch three-point specialists, etc., etc….
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