Clint Capela Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2017)

Clint Capela showed tonight that he can do more than catch lobs from James Harden. Check out some of the moves in this video. I don’t know if I’d go so far as to say they’re “legit”, but they worked, and that’s all that matters. Let me tell you, you gotta give this guy a…

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Clint Capela Career High 21 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/27/2016)

Clint Capela smiled as he talked into the phone. “Hey Dwight. I’m calling again even though you told me not to.” “Dude, give it up,” Dwight said in exasperation. “You’re rid of me. I’m not on the Rockets anymore to take your minutes or whatever weird conspiracy you’ve come up with.” “Oh, I’m past all…

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Clint Capela Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)

When James Harden gives his MVP speech, he’d better devote a whole section of it to talking about how good Clint Capela is at catching lobs. I’m thinking like 10-15 minutes of the speech would be good. That still leaves like 10 minutes to talk about all the other stuff he wants to. Plenty of…

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Clint Capela 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/7/2016)

When I saw that Clint “The Capelmeister” Capela had fourteen points on 7-of-10 shooting, my first thought was: dunks. My second thought was: why did Jennifer leave me. My third thought was: alley-oops from James Harden. I guess I got my wish…kinda? There are some alley-oops from Harden to Capela in this video. One of…

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Clint Capela 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (10/26/2016)

Clint Capela finally had it. After much harrassment of Dwight Howard’s friends and family through Clint’s own network of proxies and middlemen, Clint finally had Dwight’s new cell number. It was sitting there in the contact list of his phone, waiting to be dialed for the first time. Petting his cat ‘Juwon with one hand…

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Clint Capela All 99 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

“It’s always a pleasure to meet with one of our players,” Rockets GM Daryl Morey said happily. “What’s on your mind, Clint?” “We gotta trade Dwight. Like, ASAP,” Clint replied shortly, sitting across the desk from his GM. Daryl’s smiling expression quickly changed to mirror Clint’s stony demeanor. “There’s a few reasons we can’t really…

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Clint Capela 14 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2016)

When I saw in the boxscore that Clint Capela had six made field goals I was like “Strap yourself in bro, because the Capelmeister just whapped it six different times and you’re about to make highlights.” Yeah, sometimes I refer to myself as “bro” in my thoughts. Anyway, I got going on the video, and…

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Clint Capela 18 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2015)

Clint Capela and Dwight Howard, in the midst of a rather vehement disagreement, approached their interim head coach, J.B. Bickerstaff. “Coach, Clint’s being a dummy. Tell him to stop being so dumb!” Dwight whined. J.B. sighed. This was not the first time in his short coaching stint that he had dealt with his team’s childish…

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Clint Capela 16 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2015)

Conspiracy theory time: Kevin McHale didn’t get fired because he was winning too few games, he got fired because he was turning too many losses into wins through his above-average coaching. Morey realized that this year is not the Rockets’ year. He knows what it takes to succeed in the NBA, and he decided, correctly,…

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Clint Capela 9 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (5/19/2015)

Clint Capela vs Festus Ezeli. Who ya got? A difficult question to be sure. Let me help you in your pursuit of the correct answer (Yes, there is a correct answer. This is not a matter of opinion). Clint Capela: just turned 21, which means that he can now legally imbibe alcohols and also has…

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