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Wesley Matthews 25 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2016)

Whoof. Not a great game shooting-wise for Wesley Matthews. His point total looks good, which is all I (and you) really care about, but still. 3 of 15 from three is not a good look. Luckily, I don’t deal in lowlights. These are highlights, and he still made 9 shots, including a really super ultra…

Harrison Barnes Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2016)

There’s no way that even the most ardent of Mavericks diehards expected this kind of performance from Harrison Barnes this early in the season. Not after the preseason he had. I know, I know, you don’t need to tell me that preseason stats mean nothing. But his were just SO BAD. If you told me…

Harrison Barnes 19 Points Mavericks Debut Full Highlights (10/26/2016)

Everyone keeps having not-very-nice things to say about Harrison Barnes. “He sucks”, they say. But then they go into more detail: “How is he supposed to be good when he couldn’t even take advantage of all the open looks he got with the Warriors?”, “He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn during the…

Dirk Nowitzki All 74 Fadeaway Jumpers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dirkilation)

Since learning of the free-agency curse which afflicted the Dallas Mavericks, due to the construction of the American Airlines Center defiling a 1600’s-era Catholic missionary, Dirk Nowitzki found that he could no longer sleep. His nights were restless, his days, groggy. Thoughts of the Mavericks’ free-agency failings persisted through any attempts to banish them, and…

Dirk Nowitzki All 126 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Three-ilation)

Dirk Nowitzki stealthily made his way to the furthest corner of the American Airlines Center. Here, there was a forbidden door; he opened it and proceeded down the stairs that were revealed to him: the stairs that led to the remnants of the old Spanish mission upon which the arena had been built. Dirk wandered…

JaVale McGee All 49 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

The two tall men embraced in the terminal of Dallas/Fort Worth airport. The taller of the two was dressed in a baby blue tank top, extra-small green running shorts, a pink feather boa, and a top hat. The shorter was dressed in the same purple suit that he had been wearing when they had said…

Justin Anderson 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/25/2016)

Justin Anderson is finally playing with confidence and producing for the Mavericks. How do I know? Because the commentators during this series wouldn’t shut up about how they “like how he is playing” and he “is maturing in the postseason” and “isn’t afraid of the moment” and stuff like that. I guess when an underdog…

Wesley Matthews 22 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2016)

Wesley Matthews: bad contract or nah? I mean, he’s still averaging 12 points a game even after his Achilles injury. That’s pretty good, right? 39% shooting kind of sucks, but hey, injury, you know. Takes a while to get back into form. He can still make and take threes at a good clip, so who…

Raymond Felton 21 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2016)

Raymond Felton was about a millionth of a second away from being a HUGE ball-gargling choker against the Thunder. Missing two free throws while up by one followed by the opposition hitting the game-winner as time expires? That’s bad. Really bad. That invalidates all the good that he did this game. Missing two free throws…