D’Angelo Russell – DownToBuck

D’Angelo Russell All 169 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part II)

D’Angelo walked into the data center bathroom and sat in a stall. His plan was to wait there until an employee came in, then follow that person out into the secure area where all the servers were. Given that he had made it clear to the tour group that he was suffering from severe gastrointestinal…

D’Angelo Russell All 169 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part I)

“Huh. That’s a lot of baseball bats.” D’Angelo Russell looked at the pile of seven baseball bats that was sitting on the checkout counter of the sporting goods store. “Yeah, well, when you’re coaching an little league team in an underprivileged part of the city, those kids aren’t bringing any of their own equipment.” He…

D’Angelo Russell 28 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

Here’s the deal: I just checked Wikipedia and it says, and I’m paraphrasing here, that there are “a whole frickin’ ton” of people living in the New York City metropolitan area. Just so many human beings, and you know what? I bet most of them have some way to vote for the All-Star game. Maybe…

D’Angelo Russell 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2019)

I want the Nets to make the playoffs. I want them to be good again, so long after Billy King went all in for a championship, after he mortgaged their entire future and then some. I still don’t think they have any first round picks for the next decade, but they’re making it work this…

D’Angelo Russell 22 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (1/2/2019)

This D’Angelo “Dan-Jello” Russell performance, of 22 points and 13 assists, is eerily similar to his performance on December 18th, 2018 against the Lakers. In that game (which was probably a REVENGE GAME, if we’re being honest here), D’Angelo again had 22 points and 13 assists. Crazy coincidence, right? Wait, it gets even crazier: he…

D’Angelo Russell 33 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2018)

New Year’s resolution for D’Angelo Russell: develop some god-damn consistency. I’m so serious about my desire to see him be consistent that I prefaced it with a “god-damn”. This is not just a vague thought that I have, that maybe it would be kinda cool if he didn’t score 35 one game with a bunch…

D’Angelo Russell 22 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (12/18/2018)

D’Angelo Russell has made a lot of progress. Back in his Lakers days, if he had double-digit assists or close to it, it was a guarantee that a literal majority of them would be because Nick Young shot the ball as soon as he touched it no matter the situation. I was critical of the…

D’Angelo Russell 32 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2018)

Who is this commentator? I know why one of the regular Nets commentators isn’t doing it tonight, because I totally heard him on an NFL broadcast (which one is his side hustle?), but what about the other regular one? Did he die? That would make some sense, because this new guy sounds really subdued. Either…

D’Angelo Russell 29 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

I know I’ve talked a lot of crap about D’Angelo Russell in the past, but when he’s smoothly hitting shot after shot from everywhere on the court, I can feel my position on him softening a little bit. And I hate that feeling. The entire point of having opinions is for them to be right….

D’Angelo Russell 30 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/3/2018)

This video is yet another example of the inordinate power that highlight-compilers wield over the pablum-bloated populace. Watch it. It looks good, right? Real good. D’Angelo Russell did some good stuff, claims this video, and it even goes further and claims that he had a good game. He didn’t. Okay, that’s pushing it. But it…