I humbly present to you a new nickname for Danny Granger: “Danny Greenger” Get it? Probably not, this one’s pretty intricate. Your mind, overtaxed already by the stress of reading these words, forced your mouth to utter words. “What does the color green have to do with Danny Granger, DownTobuck?” Nothing, you dimwit. Let me…
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Danny Granger 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2014)
Normally I would tell you to feel sad while watching this highlight package. That would be the natural emotion to feel when watching a decrepit old man try to do things that once were so easy, but are no longer. Instead, feel happy! Remember the good times you and Danny Granger shared while he was…
Read MoreDanny Granger 18 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2014)
Has Danny Granger put the Clippers over the top, so that they are now truly contenders? No. If they were contenders before the signing, they’re obviously still contenders. But if they weren’t contenders before the signing, I fail to see how Danny Granger would improve them to that status. In other words, he doesn’t “move…
Read MoreDanny Granger 16 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Lance Stephenson walked silently through the cemetery, lost in his thoughts. He came here often to clear his head; the people here would not bother him for autographs or favors. Sometimes, when he breathed deep, he imagined that the air entering his lungs contained the accumulated wisdom of all those who had chosen this spot…
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