Danny Granger 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/29/2014)

I humbly present to you a new nickname for Danny Granger:

“Danny Greenger”

Get it? Probably not, this one’s pretty intricate. Your mind, overtaxed already by the stress of reading these words, forced your mouth to utter words. “What does the color green have to do with Danny Granger, DownTobuck?”

Nothing, you dimwit. Let me enlighten you.

It’s because he can shoot threes like an NBA player named Danny Green. Do you see it now? Danny GREENger. Only a cortex of superior processing ability could deftly manipulate the English language in such a way.

Note: this nickname also works for Danny Green.

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