“This isn’t funny guys,” Dante Exum called out to the empty hallway. A group of his teammates had told him about the “secret media room” where there was “tons of free food” available before games. But Dante had somehow gotten separated from them in the unfamiliar corridors of the Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse, and now he…
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Dante Exum 13 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
Damn, this replacement Dante Exum I got after the initial Dante Exum I received was broken is great. This is what I expected out of it when I first placed the order a couple years ago. I don’t know what happened to the first one; I read all the included instructions and was really gentle…
Read MoreDante Exum 20 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2018)
A few weeks ago I wrote a letter to Australia asking for a warranty replacement on my Dante Exum. Somehow he got broken even though I didn’t drop him or treat him roughly or anything like that. It was just, like, one day he stopped working as well as he should have been. I don’t…
Read MoreDante Exum 15 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)
After hours of intense internet research, during which I ignored all bodily needs in my quest for knowledge, I have made the following determination: Australian people do celebrate Christmas, but it is very low on the “OFFICIAL HOLIDAYS IN AUSTRALIA POWER RANKINGS”, which doesn’t actually exist as a codified document, but is more of a…
Read MoreDante Exum 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2018)
Is it too early to write Dante Exum off? This would be his fifth season in the league, except he missed the entirety of what would have been his second season and a large chunk of his third season due to injury. Thanks to those injuries, we’ll never know what kind of player he would…
Read MoreDante Exum 21 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
Dante “Wrecks ’em” Exum has been surprisingly good in his return from injury. Surprising in two ways, because he wasn’t very good before getting injured anyway, and because his type of injury usually makes players worse, not better. He’s still being eased into things, but early indications suggest that he’ll be a nice role-player next…
Read MoreDante Exum 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2018)
If Dante Exum turns out never to be a star or even close to a star like most people expected when he was drafted, that will be a damn shame. For most people, the “shame” part will be that we missed out on what could have been a special player. For me, the “shame” part…
Read MoreDante Exum 15 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2017)
Since Jazz fans are probably feeling a little bit delicate right now, I’m not even going to call Dante Exum a bust in this description. I will even say that he had a great first half, and made some big plays that got the crowd back into the game. He had a few plays that…
Read MoreDante Exum Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
It’s really super great that Dante “Wrecks ‘Em” Exum has finally had a good scoring game in the NBA. All these years of waiting for Jazz fans has finally paid off. The future begins now, and I am so ultra stoked for Exum and all those who never stopped believing. Really, really happy. Wow. Just…
Read MoreDante Exum 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
One thing that sticks with me about Dante Exum is the fact that he was in a bunch of sorta-funny but also sorta-lame Foot Locker commercials after he was drafted but before he played in the NBA. I feel like usually spots in Foot Locker commercials are reserved for good or at least proven NBA…
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