Dante Exum 20 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

A few weeks ago I wrote a letter to Australia asking for a warranty replacement on my Dante Exum. Somehow he got broken even though I didn’t drop him or treat him roughly or anything like that. It was just, like, one day he stopped working as well as he should have been.

I don’t know who in Australia actually received my letter, because I just wrote “TO: Australia” on the envelope, but whoever received it must have made good on their warranty because this replacement Dante Exum performs way better than the defective broken version I got initially. Fifteen and twenty points in consecutive games? When he was being touted as the Australian Kobe, games like these were projected to be the norm, but it never happened that way.

This action taken by Australia has earned them significant goodwill from me, but all is not yet right. They have ignored my repeated letters to send me a new Andrew Bogut after the first Andrew Bogut’s arm fell right off its body. If Andrew Bogut is no longer in production, just tell me. You can even send me a refurbished model rather than a brand new one. I don’t care. Just please let me know what the status of my return is.

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