Some buzzer-beaters echo through history, their buzzer-beateriness having ramifications on the fortunes of teams even decades after the ball swished through the net. These are the shots that are replayed again and again, each time causing viewers to think: “What if? What if that shot hadn’t gone in?” These are the shots that you point…
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Danuel House 19 Points Full Highlights (8/20/2020)
At the point when Danuel House scored his final points at the line, giving him 19 for the game, James Harden was sitting at a nice, even 10. It was really looking like House would be the undisputed GOAT of this game, the leading scorer of a balanced attack that the Thunder had no answers…
Read MoreDanuel House 17 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)
Oh, to be a role-player on the Houston Rockets. There is no pressure to do anything; in fact, doing anything is actively discouraged. Just stand there while James Harden does his thing, maybe move around a bit if you’re feeling up to it, and wait until whatever gimmick defense the other team is using to…
Read MoreDanuel House 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
I know this video is all about Danuel House Jr. and his sploits (that’s cool-person talk for “exploits”) from behind the arc, but I just want to point the absurdity of Ben McLemore’s statline this game: 4 of 4 from the field, all threes, 1 of 2 from the line, no other stats besides 6…
Read MoreDanuel House 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/2/2020)
I just came up with a new nickname for Danuel House. Unfortunately, it comes three years too late to be relevant. However, such is my vanity that I am compelled to share this new nickname with the world so that I may be heaped with praise by those who recognize the great creative mind which…
Read MoreDanuel House 17 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2020)
OFFICIAL WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “DANUEL” POWER RANKINGS 1. “Dan-You-Ell”. Since I am an expert at English-language pronunciation, you can take my word for it that this is how House’s fist name really should be pronounced if following the rules of the language. It’s like Manuel with a D. 2. “Dan-Ooh-Ell”. Pretty close to correct, but…
Read MoreDanuel House 22 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2020)
Danuel House hit 6 of 11 three-point attempts in this game, which was a better mark than James Harden’s 4-of-11 from the threezone. Rockets fans will certainly be pleased that he seems to have rounded back into form after being a big ol’ booty cheek for the past few weeks. However, Rockets fans’ happiness will…
Read MoreDanuel House 21 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2020)
Danuel House has been, as the kids say, “cheeks” for the past month or so. “Cheeks” is most likely a reference to the human buttocks, but I couldn’t say for sure. Anyway, no matter which negative adjective you use to describe House’s recent play, it’s probably going to be accurate. Because House isn’t even shooting…
Read MoreDanuel House 22 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2019)
For people who were confused by the rotations that the Rockets were running tonight, I’ve made a handy comparison chart: Danuel House = James Harden Chris Clemons = Russell Westbrook Isaiah Hartenstein = Clint Capela Austin Rivers = Austin Rivers Personally, I watched this game pretending that the Rockets’ big three listed in that chart…
Read MoreDanuel House 18 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2019)
One last Christmas gift from your old pal DTB, and I saved the worst for last: a thoroughly unexciting video of Danuel house scoring 18 points by hitting 5 threes and 3 free-throws. Surprisingly, the free-throws did not come on a foul while shooting a three, despite shooting threes being seemingly the only thing he…
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