It says a lot about the state of Rockets right where you can see that Danuel House is one of their top five players. Possibly top four, and if you want to be super-duper realistic and not be blinded by the blazing light of superstardom, maybe top three. Honestly, I think I would really enjoy…
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Danuel House 17 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Looking at that thumbnail, I’m not entirely sure if I’m looking at Danuel House or Russell Westbrook. It’s sort of freaking me out. Did I get an image of the wrong player? I have no way of knowing at this point, so we’re just going to roll with it. If you clicked on this video…
Read MoreDanuel House 19 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/2/2019)
As much as I would love to make a Danuel House dunkilation at the end of the regular season, he’s going to have to step up his dunking game significantly in the Rockets’ final four games if he wants that to happen. As of this writing, he has twelve dunks on the season. I’m fairly…
Read MoreDanuel House 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/19/2019)
It’s already become somewhat tiresome to hear Rockets fans go on and on about how much of an elite role-player Danuel House is. Even their commentators are getting in on the slobjob! Yes, the Rockets do seem to be playing better since his re-acquisition, and yes, he is shooting some truly insane percentages from three…
Read MoreDanuel House 18 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2019)
This is Danuel House’s first NBA action since January 14. In the intervening two months, after he ran out of NBA eligibility on his two-way contract, he has spent his time in what I call “The Desolate Contractual Void”. The Desolate Contractual Void (shortened to “DCV” or just “The Void”) is not a pleasant place…
Read MoreDanuel House 15 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
Lost in the glorious, overpoweringly bright aura of James Harden’s 57-point game is the smaller, less luminary aura of Danuel House’s 15-point game. He was the second-best scorer on the team, and while his contributions didn’t directly contribute to an actual win (because the Rockets won by more points [18] than House scored [15]), they…
Read MoreDanuel House 16 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)
Seeing the name Danuel House reminds me of his nickname, “House Party”, and the concept of a house party serves as a neat transition into the real meat of this video description, which will describe how the events of New Year’s Eve unfolded in the DTB household. Sorry Danuel. You’re getting ignored from here on…
Read MoreDanuel House 15 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)
The more I think about it, the more it seems to me that Danuel House is just a younger version of Gerald Green. House can dunk, he can shoot threes, he doesn’t do much else, and he’s got cornrows. Those are four big similarities between him and Green. This tandem hasn’t shown itself to be…
Read MoreDanuel House 18 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/28/2018)
Rockets fans: please don’t expect anything from Danuel “Mini Capela” House. Just don’t. I know you guys really need something to cling on to, some shred of hope that isn’t injured, but House isn’t that hope. He looked good-ish last year for the Suns, but that was because the Suns weren’t even trying to win…
Read MoreDanuel House 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2018)
The Mavericks’ scrub unit might have totally buried the Suns’ scrub unit, but the good news is, the Suns’ tandem of Shaquille Harrison and Danuel House had a combined total of seven sick dunks between them. These weren’t lame-o dunks either. These were NEAT-O dunks. One could even say that House held his own…”House Party”,…
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