Danuel House 19 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

As much as I would love to make a Danuel House dunkilation at the end of the regular season, he’s going to have to step up his dunking game significantly in the Rockets’ final four games if he wants that to happen. As of this writing, he has twelve dunks on the season. I’m fairly confident that the overall quality of his dunks is extremely high, perhaps the highest in the league, but a dunkilation with just a dozen dunks is not a dunkilation. That’s like a dunk sampler.

The absolute lowest I’d be willing to go on this is 25 total dunks. And that’s really stretching it. For House to reach this total, he’d have to dunk over four times per game for the rest of the season. That’s not impossible, and it becomes more likely when you consider that House will probably get a lot of minutes in these last few games, but I would still deem it highly unlikely that he could dunk that often in game situations. He’s not a Gobert or a Giannis where his length allows him to easily whamjammerooni anything that he catches near the basket. He’s a wing, and wings have a lot harder time getting to the bucket for bigtime smushes. Case in point, I consider myself a wing when I play at the park (because my handles are garbage), and so far in my pickup career, I’ve dunked it zero times.

If House does end up achieving the goal I’ve set out for him, I promise to write a description story where he holds a a “House Party” at his house, but then his teammates keep turning up dead in weird locations of the house, and then it turns out that House’s house is the vessel for a malefic spirit-entity. Sort of like The Shining but with more than one black person.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *