Tag: Dario Saric

Okay, so the 76ers aren’t going to sweep their way to their first chip with their new core. Once a team has lost a game, that means, by definition, that sweeps aren’t happening anymore. Doesn’t seem fair, but I didn’t write the dictionary. That loser Merriam and that douchebag Webster wrote it. And, given the…

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Philly fans are probably tired of people pointing this out, but I haven’t personally pointed it out yet so I’m in the clear: the 76ers shot 18 of 28 from the threezone in this game. That’s part of the reason that they dropped 74 points in the second half. Shooting a high percentage from three…

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You will not believe the pain I felt while making this video. I know the Bucks ended up okay because of playoff seeding or whatever (basically as long as we don’t have to play Dario Saric again we’re good), but this was pretty much the most brutal loss possible right before the playoffs. It was…

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I think this performance by Dario Saric is the best of his career. I’m suffering very strongly from recency bias right now (I don’t even remember anything about when he scored 32 that one time), but I don’t care. Saric looked so damn good tonight. Has Embiid been holding him down? I thought it was…

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I could have tried to cash in on the hype surrounding Markelle Fultz by making a highlight video of his 10 point, 8 assist performance, but I have standards and integrity so I didn’t. It might not appear like I have standards, but I definitely do (especially when it comes to first-overall draft choices), and…

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I might have to start setting my standards higher for Dario Saric; he just keeps getting better! He started off the year pretty terribly, but things have improved drastically since then and now he’s a legit third banana behind Embiid and Simmons. That’s a big three right there if I’m not mistaken, a big three…

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Dario Saric was a lot more fun when he was still in Europe and no one knew if or when he’d come over to play in the NBA. He’s still plenty fun as a real NBA player, but it’s fun to think about how the future MVP of the league is just chilling in Euro-land…

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I’m still recovering from this Bucks victory of the 76ers. Sadly, I don’t think Philly fans will ever recover. This one was brutal. I think Dario Saric is the one 76er who is not at least partially to blame for this loss. Maybe you could say that he should’ve been more aggressive as the game…

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Dario “Saricophagus” Saric’s passing ability, however great it is, has fallen by the wayside. Ben Simmons gets to do the passing now. Him and sometimes T.J. McConnell, but mostly Simmons. The team exists to make him and Embiid look good, basically (gotta justify the blatant multi-year tankjob), so that means not as much messing around…

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Dario Saric: better than Ben Simmons? Before you answer, think hard about the when you think the last time Simmons scored 24 was. Must have been a month ago, right? A month or maybe even two months. Two whole months of him not scoring any more than 23 according to your perfect (at least when…

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