DeMarre “The Carr Bear” Carroll is going to be a free agent this off-season. In honor of his impending free-agency, I have compiled a list of destinations that I think would be a good fit for the services he provides: -Toronto Raptors. Obviously, Carroll’s role on next-year’s Raptors squad depends on whether or not Kawhi…
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DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
I understand that the trade deadline has passed, but Adam Silver has personally given me his personal assurance that trades can still happen if both teams demonstrate a genuine need for the trade to happen. That’s why I think the Brooklyn Nets should trade DeMarre Carroll to the Toronto Raptors for Norman Powell and a…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
Am I the only one loving this ref-induced no-defense NBA? I keep seeing complaints about the high-scoring nature of today’s game, but I’m like a kid in a candy store with all these big numbers. Imagine telling someone from fifteen years ago that the Nets would be scoring 145 points in a game and still…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)
Sometimes I wonder what would happen to DeMarre Carroll if he just decided to walk around Toronto late at night. If people recognized him, he would definitely get heckled at the very least. No question about that. Raptors fans are still salty about how they signed him to a big contract and he immediately started…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 20 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2019)
DeMarre Carroll is probably worse now than he was when he was known affectionately as part of the “Trash Brothers” duo (with Patrick Patterson who also sucks even worse now) in Toronto, but he’s receiving about 5 percent of the criticism. Obviously, the situations are way different. In Toronto, he got paid a ton of…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2018)
Since DeMarre Carroll is getting paid fifteen million dollars this season (with the consensus being that he isn’t quite worth that much money) and this is the last season of his deal, I believe that confluence of events results in him being a “trade asset” due to being an “expiring contract”. Right now I’m just…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Is DeMarre Carroll legitimately the Nets’ best player? Before you start laughing at my funny joke, be aware that I am not being facetious at all in asking this question. I am hella serious. I am deadass. Because right now, Carroll is third on the team in scoring at 13.5 PPG, and since he’s only…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
I don’t know how the Nets commentators managed to sound so excited after DeMarre Carroll hit another three. For one thing, it’s only DeMarre Carroll, not even someone exciting. For another, they were playing the Pacers. I could list more reasons to not get excited, but it would take up a lot of space and…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
What was it that caused DeMarre Carroll to be such trash in Toronto? He looked pretty good in Atlanta, and he’s looking only a little worse in Brooklyn, but in Toronto, he was unplayable booty. These kind of things don’t just happen for no reason, except when they do, but in this case I’m pretty…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
DeMarre Carroll will forever have notoriety as being the only starting member of that 60-win Hawks team to not make the All-Star game. It’s not his fault that for some reason people thought Kyle Korver was good enough for it, but there it is. No changing the past. All he can do is try to…
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