No one likes DeMarre Carroll. He’s the best defender for one of the best teams in the league, he has rad hair, and he can shoot threes. I was under the impression that “3 and D” guys were the guys most beloved by fans. So what’s the deal? Do you like DeMarre Carroll or not?…
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DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2015)
When I was watching this game, I was awestruck by DeMarre Carroll’s luscious dreads. I began to have feelings for them that I have not felt in some time. Honestly, I felt a rush that I had not felt since I first watched a George Clinton video at the age of six. Then, in comes…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2014)
Is it just me or does DeMarre Carroll kind of look like that guy on the cover of “Exmilitary” by Death Grips? His hair is different, but he’s got the same homeless dude’s beard and wrinkly face. I don’t know if musically he sounds like “Exmilitary” though, or like any of their other albums. The…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 18 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2014)
OFFICIAL “DE”S OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. DeMarcus Cousins 2. DeMar DeRozan 3. DeAndre Jordan 4. DeMarre Carroll —-POWER GAP—- 5. DeJuan Blair 6. Dewayne Dedmon The above power rankings make it seem like DeMarre is a worse player than he actually is. He is a perfect glue guy for the Hawks system, being…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 18 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2014)
I don’t even know what’s going on with the Pacers now. Superstar Paul George getting outplayed by DeMarre frickin’ Carroll? They could still easily win the series, but the Hawks have shown their weakness. That being: play basketball and eventually they will get all mopey and stop moving the ball. DeMarre Carroll has been the…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2014)
Allegedly, DeMarre Carroll is the starting SF for the Atlanta Hawks. I guess time passed me by; I thought they were still starting Marvin Williams. Now that you mention it, I didn’t see any Josh Smith or Joe Johnson out there either. This is very strange. I definitely watched that Hawks team only a few…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll Career High 22 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2014)
Mike Budenholzer paced frantically about the room. “We have to start somebody at small forward. That much is known. But who? Who?” A nameless assistant coach piped up, “What if we start Lou at the two and move Kyle to the three?” Budenholzer slammed his fist on the table. “No! Lou is our spark off…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 17 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2013)
I’m in the process of writing the Final for this semester’s class. I hope you guys all have been paying attention and taking good notes, because this one’s gonna be a doozy. All short answer, plus one or two essay questions. None of that multiple choice crap. Plus its closed-book, so no cheap Google help…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2013)
I watch every team in the league while doing these highlights. That means I get to hear every commentating crew. They all have unique stylistic differences. But what sets the Jazz commentating crew apart is the fact that they have Matt Harpring, who is probably the worst colorman in the league. I hate him. He…
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