That’s great. Nikola Jokic sits out for the first half of the fourth quarter, the game gets out of hand, he comes in too late to stop the game from getting even more out of hand, and he sits back down after playing for 90 seconds. I understand that Mason Plumlee can do some things…
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Nikola Jokic 39 Points/6 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/5/2019)
NIKOLA JOKIC DUNK STREAK ALERT! NIKOLA JOKIC DUNK STREAK ALERT! NIKOLA JOKIC HAS HAD TWO GAMES IN A ROW WHERE HE DUNKED AT LEAST ONE TIME! ALERT ALERT ALERT It is my sincere hope that Nikola Jokic does not dunk for a third game in a row. Not because it wouldn’t be a totally awesome…
Read MoreJamal Murray 36 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)
2 points in the first half (on garbage free throws with 30 seconds remaining), 34 in the second half (17 in each quarter) for Jamal Murray. If he doesn’t watch out, he’s going to develop an earned reputation as a streaky scorer. The kind of guy who can score 15 consecutive points in the blink…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 26 Points/6 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/3/2019)
In the dimly-lit back room of a Denver nightclub, loud swears in a language that was not English filled the air. “You rat, that was my trick!” Nikola Jokic yelled, throwing down his hand of cards in a fit of good-natured anger. “Don’t you know the damn rules?” Nemanja Bjelica took downed his cocktail in…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 21 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)
This game is why I reserve editorial discretion when it comes to showing assists or not. Malik Beasley had 5 of them, which is a lot, right? Normally, I would show that many for a player like him. But these, my friends, were the worst assists EVER. Not in the sense that they were bad…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 19 Pts/14 Rebs/15 Asts Full Highlights (1/1/2019)
Nikola Jokic just set back Serbo-Turk relations a couple centuries with the way he abused Enes Kanter tonight. I feel like I should double-check my historical facts to see if the Ottoman Empire ever abused Serbia or if Serbia ever abused the Ottomans or if they were even enemies at all or if they had…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
Nikola Jokic, supposedly, has older brothers that used to torment him all the time when they were kids. And I thank them for doing that, because their brotherly bullying has made Jokic the tough dude he is today. But I was thinking: has anyone tried to turn them into basketball players? It doesn’t matter how…
Read MoreJamal Murray 46 Points/9 Threes/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
And here I thought that Jamal Murray was going to be cursed forever by the universe for trying to get 50 against the Celtics by chucking up a last-second three with the game already won. I didn’t have a problem with it, but me and the universe don’t see eye-to-eye on many things (where are…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 21 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2018)
Malik Beasley is turning into a pretty nice shooting guard, decently filling in for the dearly missed Gary Harris. Unfortunately, Beasley’s videos don’t get me as many views as some certain other Nuggets players. He simply doesn’t have an entire European country full of Euros ardently backing him by obsessively watching his highlight videos. Those…
Read MoreJamal Murray 31 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2018)
Jamal Murray is shooting below 30 percent from deep this season. I knew he wasn’t doing well from out there, but I didn’t realize it was that bad. Why isn’t anyone talking about this? This is, like, the perfect time for a bunch of haters to emerge from their swampy hovels and talk crap. But…
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