OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE RUINED TREY LYLES’ CAREER UP TO THIS POINT POWER RANKINGS 1. Quin Snyder 2. Paul Millsap 3. Nikola Jokic 4. Mike Malone 5. Derrick Favors 6. Trey Lyles 7. Trey Lyles’ Mom 8. Donovan Mitchell [POWER GAP] 9001. Joel Bolomboy 9001a. Darrell Arthur 9002. DownToBuck
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Paul Millsap 25 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
The Timberwolves knew that the only way they were going to stop Paul Millsap was to injure him. Immediately prior to his forehead getting gashed by Karl-Anthony Towns’ elbow, Millsap had scored on three straight possessions. It was seeming to the Wolves that Millsap was just going to continue to score on every possession until…
Read MoreGary Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)
Time for a shameful confession: my hype for Gary Harris is lower this season than it has been in previous seasons. Don’t get me wrong. I’m still #hypedforgaryharris. It’s just that, I don’t know, it seems like he’s not having these hyper-efficient scoring show-outs as often this season as he was last season. The stats…
Read MoreJuan Hernangomez 20 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)
Look, I’m sorry I compared Juan Hernangomez (and all the rest of the Nuggets besides Nikola Jokic) to Emmanuel Mudiay. I was heated, I got testy, and my fingers typed some stuff that I didn’t really men. For the record, I think Hernangomez is WAY better than Mudiay. For real. They’re not really comparable players,…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2018)
We need to do something about Nikola Jokic’s seeming indifference to scoring during stretches of gametime. And when I say “we”, I really mean “The Nuggets coaching staff” because there’s nothing I, nor any of you watching this video, can do to get it into his head that he needs to be looking to score…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 15 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2018)
Malik Beasley has won this year’s “Beasley Derby” which is a race to see which Beasley, Malik or Michael, can get a highlight video on my channel first. He lost the first two years of his career, and it wasn’t even close, but this time the blowout went the other way. Does anyone know what’s…
Read MoreJuan Hernangomez 25 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2018)
It’s official: that “Want’cho (homonym of ‘Juancho’) three? Got’cho three!” thing that Nuggets commentator Chris Marlowe says is totally played out. It’s over. Done. No need to say it anymore. It was cool for maybe the first 1.5 times it was said, but it’s gotten to the point now where I just want to punch…
Read MoreMonte Morris 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2018)
Here’s a fresh stat for all you sick, perverted statophiles out there who can’t get enough of hot, juicy NBA stats: Monte Morris has 7 turnovers against 56 assists this year. A perfect 8-to-1 assist-to-turnover ratio. That’s sick. I don’t know how it will be after tonight’s game, but before tonight’s two turnovers, he had…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 16 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
I would like to apologize to Trey Lyles for not making a video for his seventeen-point performance on October 29. Similarly, I ignored his sixteen points scored against Memphis on November 7. The long eons of injustice have finally ended, and with their demise a new era of unparalelled fairness and equity is ushered in….
Read MorePaul Millsap 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
It’s been a long time since I made a Paul Millsap video. I didn’t make any for him last year, because the year before that he was still an All-Star. I need at least 1 full year of non-All-Star-ness before eligibility for my channel is granted. You can point to all those random videos I…
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