Derrick Williams greeted his teammates at the door. “Thank you guys for coming! There’s nothing better than chilling with all my friends!” A large group of Sacramento Kings players followed him into the house. “So, where’s the party?” Ramon Sessions asked, looking around for other visitors to Derrick’s abode. “Oh, it’s just going to be…
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Derrick Williams 26 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2014)
When I was watching this game, it almost felt like Derrick Williams was playing up to the potential that he seemed to show in college. It was the most glorious feeling ever. For once in my life, I was overcome not by negative emotions like hate and anger, but instead, by happiness and optimism. For…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 26 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/28/2014)
“Damn, where’s D’Will? He certainly would want to go clubbing with us if he only knew of our intentions,” Reggie Evans said, looking around for signs of his teammate, then down at his phone. “My texts aren’t going through. He must have changed his number. Who wants to go look for him?” The assembled teammates…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2013)
Attention Sacramento Kings commentators: you cannot call Derrick Williams “D-Will”. That nickname is already taken by Deron Williams. I don’t know if you’re trying to be funny or what. But you have to stop. Never mind the fact that “nicknames” that contain any part of a player’s name or initials are stupid. New nickname idea…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (1/10/2014)
“Hey, somebody should go find Derrick,” DeMarcus Cousins announced. “He’s not responding my texts, but he’s always down for some clubbing, and we shouldn’t go without him.” Rudy Gay stood up. “I can look around for him. This arena’s not that big, there’s not many places where he could reasonably be.” ———————————– “Derrick! Derrick!” Rudy…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 23 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2013)
Derrick Williams was getting tired of it. The taunts, the ridicule, the shame. In between classes, at lunch, after school, he never heard the end of it. “There goes that tweener. What a loser. I bet you can’t even start him at either forward spot.” “Ew, Julie, gross! I would never date a tweener!” “Hey…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 23 points vs. Warriors Full Highlights (11/16/2012)
Is there any fate more terrible than being a tweener forward in the NBA? Combo guards are sought-after commodities. Power forward/center types are valued for their versatility. But, as every NBA fan can attest to, tweener forwards just plain suck. They can’t bang with PF’s, but they’re too slow to be SF’s. Everything they do…
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