I feel like, every time in the past that I have had harsh words for Stanley Johnson (specifically for his lack of production on offense), there’s at least one or two Stanley Johnson apologists who would enter the comment section of the video and tell me that he’s actually secretly really good and important to…
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Ish Smith 21 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2018)
Those wondering why Markelle Fultz didn’t play more in this game will find their answer in this video: it was because Ish “Don’t Call Me Ishmael” Smith was cooking his booty into a rump roast. This is a rare Ish performance where he didn’t have so many assists that I resented having to make the…
Read MoreAndre Drummond All 144 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“When I agreed to hang out at your house and watch TV with you, dude, I didn’t sign up for the additional ‘listen to Andre strum out-of-tune chords on his guitar’ package,” Stanley Johnson said in an annoyed voice, turning up the volume on the TV to partially drown out the amateurish music coming from…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic All 79 Field Goals Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Bucketilation)
King Marjanovic idly gazed out onto the grand stone hall in front of him, relaxed and content in his own power. A soothing breeze flowed through open doors into the stuffy throne room, carrying on it the scent of apples and plums from the royal orchards situated nearby. Feeling the sudden urge for a snack,…
Read MoreHenry Ellenson 14 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
Next year, for sure, is the year Henry Ellenson breaks out. Definitely. I thought it would be this year, but circumstances beyond his control (combined with some that were within his control, like not being able to play defense) kept him nailed to the pine for most of the season. By the start of next…
Read MoreEric Moreland 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
The full title of this video should be “Eric Moreland Career High 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)” but YouTube thinks that that’s too many characters. Just like with their arbitrary and draconian description-length limit, I am being OPPRESSED by their nonsensical policies. Isn’t there a whole social movement going on right…
Read MoreLuke Kennard Career High 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
Luke Kennard may have had a slightly disappointing rookie season, but there are lots of reasons to be high on him going forward. -J.J. Redick resemblance is strong -And I’m pretty sure he was better than J.J. Redick was in his rookie season -Can hit threes at a better than 40 percent clip -Looks like…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 20 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
Here’s a fun little tip for Pistons fans: if you really mess with the colors on your YouTube-viewing device, you can make it so that Luke Kennard looks like Donovan Mitchell! It also helps if you squint a little bit, also, try to ignore the fact that the court is an odd shade of pink…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
At the rate he’s going, Luke Kennard will be one of just two rookies who will end the season shooting over 40% from three. He’s at 41% right now, and would have to miss quite a few of them to do enough damage to bring his percentage below the 40% mark. The other player to…
Read MoreHenry Ellenson 17 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)
I don’t want to hear any garbage about Henry Ellenson can’t play any defense and that’s why he doesn’t play. I just don’t want to hear it, not because it’s not true, because it probably is, but because I don’t care about defense and just want to see more people getting more buckets. If Summer…
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