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Avery Bradley 23 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2017)

I thought that this video would go by without a single layup (“LAMEup”) from Avery Bradley, but he had to go and ruin my dreams with his clutch steal and layup near the end of the game, thus disturbing an unbroken run of sweet jumpers. I mean, yeah, it was cool that he picked Klay…

Henry Ellenson 14 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

Has Henry Ellenson officially made Jon Leuer redundant? Or is it the other way around, and Jon Leuer’s continued presence made Henry Ellenson redundant before he even arrived? It’s hard to tell, but I don’t really see a reason why the Pistons have to have both of these dudes. There’s a shortage of adequately-skilled American…

Tobias Harris Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

One of the excuses offered up for why Pistons fans don’t seem to want to attend games at their shiny new arena is that there aren’t any exciting players for them to watch when they get year. I say to that: HOOEY! TOTAL HOOEY! That may have been true last year, but things have changed…

Tobias Harris 31 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

You know, it took me a few years, but I had finally gotten over my infatuation and accepted that Tobias Harris was just a guy. Not any special type of player, just a decent scorer and much else. I was, finally, at peace with the Bucks trading him for Gustavo Ayon. A bad deal for…

Luke Kennard 11 Points Pistons Debut Full Highlights (10/20/2017)

Stan Van Gundy is not wasting any time in confusing Pistons fans (and Pistons players) with his unpredictable rotations that are most likely a result of a self-made artificial intelligence which attempts to analyse Twitter posts. Luke Kennard did not play in the first game of the season; instead, Stanley Johnson (who was in the…

Tobias Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Is it possible that, somehow, Tobias Harris’ game got even smoother over the offseason? He dominated the Hornets tonight and didn’t look like he was even trying. Calm jumper after calm jumper, hitting nothing but twine. He’s always had a nice game, even as a rookie, but he was on another level of aesthetics here….

Henry Ellenson 13 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

It took Henry “Hellenson” Ellenson almost the entire season last year to accomplish what he did in one game tonight. Is this an incidence of the fabled “crappy rookie improves coming into his second campaign”? It’s too early to tell, but all indicator are pointing towards “it’s too early to tell”. This performance by Ellenson…

Ish Smith 20 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

You know how many people care right now that Ish Smith had 20 and 10? None. None people. The Pistons season is over, and all their fans are trying to forget right now that it ever happened. They liked Ish, and maybe they’d care if this happened a month ago, but they definitely don’t care…

Reggie Bullock Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Someone who is really smart, way smarter than me, could probably figure out what percentage of career-highs come in the last game of the season. Calculating the answer would require math, I bet, and it would also require some sort of list of NBA players and their performances. There. I did like half the work…

Boban Marjanovic 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Man, I’m kind of descriptioned-out after writing all three of those Curry three-ilation stories in the span of about 10 minutes. Deadlines are the truest source of inspiration, and now that I don’t really have a deadline, I don’t know what to write about. Boban Marjanovic is the obvious candidate for subject matter, the Detroit…