Detroit Pistons – Page 30

Reggie Jackson 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (1/3/2017)

I’ve figured out a possible solution for the Pistons’ recent woes: instead of a team-only meeting, how about a Reggie Jackson-only meeting? Rather than having all the players come together to air their grievances, which only leads to hurt feeling and worse chemistry, instead just have Reggie Jackson go into the locker room and talk…

Reggie Jackson 27 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2017)

Pistons players held a team-only meeting to discuss Reggie Jackson’s return to the lineup and their subsequent stagnation as a team. That much we know. What we don’t know is what exactly happened during said meeting. I side with Reggie on this one, though. I mean, if his teammates simply accepted the clear fact that…

Jon Leuer 22 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2016)

One of the most underrated catchphrases in American sports commentating is Greg Kelser’s (the Pistons color commentator) “nice” after the Pistons do something good. Sometimes he follows it up with additional commentary, but a lot of the time he just lets it hang out there by itself. “Nice.” I love it. If the Pistons ever…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 25 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

The Pistons allegedly held a players-only meeting where they all plainly stated their disdain for Reggie Jackson’s style of play. Then after the meeting they all went out and told the media that the grievances were aired with civility and that Reggie Jackson was understanding of, and sensitive to, his teammates’ concerns. DownToBuck knows what…

Tobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

Okay. So Tobias Harris is coming off the bench now. That’s fine. Just bench my special snuggly Tobey Bear, Mr. Van Gundy. No problem. I don’t care. Jon Leuer is totally better than him anyway. I bet it was entirely Tobey Bear’s fault that the Pistons were losing all those games. It wasn’t Reggie Jackson…

Jon Leuer 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2016)

“Okay,” Jon Leuer said to his teammate Darrun Hilliard as they munched on greasy pizza in the dining area of the Chuck E. Cheese’s. “No more screwing around. We have to find somewhere to pick up chicks.” “But I haven’t even played the Skee-ball yet,” Darrun whined. “You know I’m going to get hella tickets…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 24 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2016)

It just occurred to me that if Kentavious Caldwell-Pope never becomes a star in this league (his ceiling doesn’t seem quite that high but who knows), then I’m looking at another ten years of making KCP highlights every time he scores more than 23 points in a contest. That’s a long time to make highlights…

Jon Leuer 19 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

Jon Leuer approached Marcus Morris with a bit more swagger than was normal for him. “‘Sup, Marcus. I got an offer you can’t refuse.” Marcus raised an eyebrow. “I bet I can refuse if it’s you who’s offering it.” Disregarding the subtle insult, Jon pressed forward. “I’m extending an official offer for you to be…

Darrun Hilliard 11 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2016)

I silently sneak past the guard station at the entrance to the NBA’s video archive. Inside the small structure the guard himself is a sleep, his helmet pulled over his eyes and his assault rifle dangling by its strap on the back of his chair. By doing deep packet sniffing on their unencrypted wireless communications,…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 25 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

I pretty much only make Kentavious Caldwell-Pope videos to keep Pistons fans from thinking I hate their team. It’s definitely not for my enjoyment and it’s definitely not for the enjoyment of the wider internet population. It’s just for Pistons fans and that’s it. In fact, I don’t think it’s even for Pistons fans because…