While perusing NBA box-scores at my desk, my diligent study is interrupted by an urgent knock at my door. I get up with an urgency that matches that of the one who is knocking, for I know exactly who is waiting on my doorstep: A GrubHub delivery driver bearing my latest culinary indulgence of assorted…
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LeBron James All 84 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
The distant chime of the microwave breaks my concentration and I look up from my work. As I get up from the desk where the wizardry of my highlight-creation takes place, I congratulate myself on having the ingenuity to set up an automatic Pop-Tart warming mechanism, but remind myself that my genius does have an…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 19 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2018)
“There’s been some kind of mistake,” the caller tells me. Just based on the urgency of the caller’s voice, and the timing of the call itself, the identity of the caller is clear: it is Dwyane Wade. “No mistake, Dwyane,” I answer coolly, leaning back in my luxurious office chair and propping my feet up…
Read MoreJ.R. Smith 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/13/2018)
TNT has tried to sabotage my videos in the past by providing poor camera angles on shots, or by failing to provide adequate replays, or by coating their broadcasts with a thick layer of commentarial incompetence that no amount of creative editing can overcome. However, this latest attack on my ability to make highlight videos…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Reacting to a sharp knock on my door, I reluctantly get up from my highlights chair and walk to my front door. Upon opening it, I don’t see any visitors, but I do see a wrapped basket sitting at my feet. Confused, I pick it up and take it inside and set it on my…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2018)
There is an impatient knock at my door. Annoyed that somebody is disregarding my clearly posted “no solicitors” sign, I ignore the demand of my attention and continue the consumption of my gourmet breakfast: a personal creation called a “Pop-Tart Sandwich”, which is two of one flavor Pop Tart sandwiching one of another flavor Pop-Tart,…
Read MoreJustin Holiday 23 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2018)
“Dear Mr. Holiday, I regret to inform you that you have disqualified yourself from any further highlight videos based on your shameful performance on January 5th, 2018 against the Dallas Mavericks. You are likely to be aware of the incident to which I refer, but, for legal reasons, I will disclose it here: You are…
Read MoreJoffrey Lauvergne 14 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
I hear the rapping of knuckles on my door. Not expecting visitors and fairly certain that I hadn’t ordered any pizza deliveries lately, I walk to the door and open it in confusion. Outside it there is nobody waiting for me, and my confusion is heightened until I look down and see an envelop waiting…
Read MoreJordan Bell 11 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
“Yes. Yes. I will create a Jordan Bell video,” I say out loud to myself as I dangerously tap my fingers together in the manner of a movie villain. “And by making it, I will expose all the bandwagon Warriors fans, who will watch only to prove that they can identify players on the team…
Read MoreTreveon Graham 12 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
Staring at my computer screen with annoyance, I pick up my phone and hit the first number on my speed dial list. When the call is answered after just two rings, I don’t even allow the answerer to give his customary greeting. “Sup Adam,” I interrupt. “You probably know why I’m calling.” There’s a sigh…
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