The first BoingAlert workout was quite possibly the least enjoyable half-hour of Nick’s life. After he had finally muscled his bed and desk out of immediate range of his television, Nick had gone right to the first exercise of the DVD without any special preparation and without even changing out of his everyday jeans and…
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Zach LaVine All 36 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)
Zach LaVine stared at the ceiling of his room in the hospital, his boredom so acute that he almost wished that he could have another surgery just so the anesthesia would knock him out for a few hours. There was simply nothing to do here. The TV above his bed only served to remind him…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (January 2017 Dunkilation)
“You guys totally though I wouldn’t go through with it, but I did it,” Nick announced proudly, setting his tray down with more emphasis than needed and taking his seat at the lunch table with his friends. “No way you asked Jennifer out,” said Dan, shaking his head in disbelief as he glanced over to…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (December 2016 Dunkilation)
Nick walked into his house and immediately headed up the stairs to his bedroom, where he flung his backpack carelessly on the floor. There was homework in there waiting to be completed, but Nick had a getting-home-from-school routine that could not be bypassed. A routine which involved logging on to his computer and settling down…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (October/November 2016 Dunkilation)
“There she goes again. Jennifer,” the pimply, overweight high school sophomore said in a dreamy voice as the object of his unconfessed adoration walked by with her group of friends. “Man, Nick, you got it bad,” said the boy’s friend, whose name was Dan. “Every time she walks by, you forget to keep chewing and…
Read MoreDTB’s Top 100 Dunks of the 2015-16 NBA Season (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Compiling an end-of-season dunk highlight package presents its own unique set of challenges, the foremost of which is incompetent video editors putting a DeMarcus Cousins dunk (that looked like a poster but really wasn’t) at #14 on the list. The replay indicates that Taj Gibson simply got out of the way rather then receive an…
Read MoreAnthony Davis All 148 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
If you’ve been paying attention to my video descriptions, I’ve been saying for the past two years that the New Orleans Pelicans were darkhorse candidates for making the Western Conference Finals. Unlike most things I write in my video descriptions, which are jokes, this was not a joke. I truly thought that the Pelicans’ roster…
Read MoreTyson Chandler All 103 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Tyson Chandler fell to his knees in the middle of the Arizona desert, overwhelmed with grief. He picked up two handfuls of sand and let the fine granules slip through his fingers. The sand was just like Tyson’s own athleticism: fleeting, no matter how tight of a grip one tried to keep on it. Soon…
Read MoreKenneth Faried All 96 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“Yo Kenneth. We’re supposed to be having fun here, but you’re just sitting there looking at your phone while all the ladies in the club walk right by you,” Mike Miller scolded through a mouthful of food. “Wait. You still thinking about that old teammate of yours?” “He’s not just an ‘old teammate’,” Kenneth Faried…
Read MoreLeBron James All 111 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“You will make a season dunk compilation for LeBron James,” Adam Silver says, revealing the reason that he has invited me to his office. Even though I am unnerved by Adam’s stern expression, I am defiant. “No. It is beyond the scope of my channel. Do you not have the resources to make the video…
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