Dwight Powell 20 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2019)

Over the offseason, Dwight Powell came up with a (pretty decent, in my mind) plan to get DeAndre Jordan off the Mavericks. It involved serving Jordan a chocolate cake laced with marijuana that would cause Jordan to fail the routine drug test that’s part of his physical. The plan didn’t go according to plan because…

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Dwight Powell 19 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2018)

Dwight Powell AKA Dwight Power is currently leading the league in field goal percentage at a robust 80%. That obviously won’t continue, because no high-volume player has ever shot 80% from the field (even 70% is exceedingly rare), but I’m sure his FG% will remain high due to the continued excision of the jumpshot from…

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Dwight Powell All 96 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Hey Dwight, thanks for coming in today,” Mark Cuban said, welcoming Dwight Powell into his office. “Sit down, we need to talk about next season.” “Sure,” Dwight said, taking the seat across from Mark. He usually felt relaxed and at ease around the Mavericks GM, but Mark seemed more serious than usual, and that made…

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Dwight Powell 20 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)

Dwight Powell might have been the only player on the Mavericks who showed up against the Rockets last night. The Mavericks as a team scored 82, which isn’t the most pathetic thing ever (still pretty pathetic tee bee aitch), but almost a fourth of those came as a result of Dwight Powell and his elite…

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Dwight Powell 21 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (2/28/2018)

Before tonight’s dunking festival, Dwight Powell was 25th in the league in completed jammeroonis. He made 7 more tonight, so he’ll probably be top 20 by the time the stats update. But that is still unacceptable. Powell has proven that if you throw it somewhere in the vicinity of the rim, he’ll go up and…

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Dwight Powell 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

Here are the scoring figures for Dwight Powell’s last six games: 17 points on 7-of-9 shooting 8 points on 2-of-3 shooting (this is proof he doesn’t whine about touches) 18 points on 7-of-9 shooting 19 points on 8-of-12 shooting 18 points on 6-of-12 shooting 18 points on 6-of-9 shooting The list I just lovingly typed…

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Dwight Powell 18 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

Since being inserted into the starting lineup, Dwight Powell has really shown why he is the superior Powell of the NBA. While Norman Powell can barely get minutes after getting gifted a huge-ass contract, Dwight provides excellent rim-running and lob-catching abilities for a reasonable price. The Mavericks aren’t exactly winning a ton of games with…

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Dwight Powell 19 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

I don’t know exactly when Dwight “Dwight Power” Powell inched his field goal percentage above 60%, but he did it sometime recently and, with the reaching of that milestone, has entered the prestigious club of “NBA Players who Play Real Minutes and Shoot Over Sixty Percent From the Field” (the NBAPWPRMASOSPFTF club for short). The…

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Dwight Powell 18 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2018)

The connection between J.J. Barea and Dwight Powell continues to astound me. How did these two guys, who are both average role-players at best, develop such great chemistry? Powell just goes to spots on the court where he thinks he can score from, and Barea gets him the ball in that spot to do just…

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Dwight Powell 17 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

Dwight “Dwight Power” Powell is basically the next Clint Capela, who was basically the next DeAndre Jordan, except Powell isn’t quite as beefy or imposing. Still, against certain defenses he is unstoppable in the pick-and-roll (like against the Kings – Koufos was getting absolutely victimized), and for a lot of teams, that’s all you need…

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