Tag: Frank Kaminsky

Deandre Ayton is just coming back from roid vacation (his entourage will tell you it was diuretics but we all know why Ayton was taking diuretics…it was because of all the steroids he needed to pee out of his body) and that means bad things for Frank Kaminsky, who has been enjoying an extended run…

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Four 20-point games out of the last six, I think that’s enough to officially categorize Frank Kaminsky as “beasting and feasting”. The fact that he scored 4 and 6 points in the other two games is not enough to disqualify him from this categorization, in my opinion. If your opinion differs, be advised that your…

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Frank Kaminsky truly lived up to his nickname of “Frank the Bank” by being totally money in this game, going 9-of-12 from the field for 24 points, three off his career high of 27. I’m not sure if people are actually using this nickname or of I’m the only one, but its usage will certainly…

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I am having WAY too much fun watching the Cowboys lose to the Bears to even think about writing some cruddy paragraphs about Frank Kaminsky. I don’t even like football, but the sports fan in me desires nothing more than for the Cowboys to lose. I think an innate dislike of that team is found…

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This video is basically the exact opposite of the Damian Jones career-high 20 points vid I just uploaded. Whereas Jones can basically do nothing but jump and dunk, Kaminsky can do everything EXCEPT jump and dunk. Sure, he dunks it sometimes (he even did it in this game), but things have to align pretty nicely…

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In flagrant violation of the spirit of basketball, the concept of ‘sportsmanship’, and the explicit wishes of basketball inventor Dr. James Naismith, Frank Kaminsky made a three-pointer in this game with just two seconds left. The three-pointer cut the lead from seven to four, but had no chance of affecting the outcome of the game….

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Okay, Suns fans. You can stop hating on Frank Kaminsky now that he’s had two good games in a row, an amount of games which OFFICIALLY breaks him out of the extended slump he was in. No longer do your rude nicknames like “Frank the Clank” and “Frank the Stank” have any relevance. The new…

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Just when Suns fans were reaching the breaking point with Frank Kaminsky, his cartoonishly elongated head, and his mastery of the art of the brick, he goes out and has another good game to buy himself some time. After not hitting a three-pointer for two full weeks (though not for lack of trying), he hit…

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“B-B-B-BUT DEE TEE BEE!” you blurt at your monitor as you see the latest upload to my channel appear in your subscriber feed. “F-F-FRANK KAMINSKY HAD N-N-N-NINETEEN POINTS LAST G-G-GAME AND YOU D-D-DIDN’T EVEN MAKE A V-V-V-V-V-VIDEO!!!! YOU H-H-H-HATE FRANK K-K-KAMINSKY!!!” Tears run down your face as you make this bold, yet unfounded, accusation. First…

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