Tag: Fred VanVleet

With a terrible iso possession by Fred VanVleet leading to an airball with 10 seconds left, the Raptors’ season has come to an end. There will be no championship. There will be no parade. What’s Drake up to? Who cares. It’s all over now. VanVleet may have ended Toronto’s season in the most ridiculous way…

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Players are now allowed to bring guests within the sparkling clean, virus-free confines of The Bubb. For Fred VanVleet, that means bringing his female companion (most likely a girlfriend or wife) and the mini-sized version of himself who is appropriately named Fred VanVleet Jr. Unfortunately, this miniature version of FVV is not of much use…

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I’m going to call out Raptors’ coach Nick Nurse RIGHT NOW. I’m CALLING HIM OUT. Nick Nurse, consider yourself OFFICIALLY CALLED OUT. Why am I calling out Nick Nurse now, when he’s coached his Kawhi-less team to a high playoff seed and a 3-0 lead in their series with the Nets? Doesn’t it seem like…

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Fred VanVleet: best player on the Raptors? Maybe your gut reaction is that no, FVV is not the best player on the Raptors. That was my gut reaction too when I first posed the question to myself. My gut also wasn’t very happy because I ate three orders of pretzel bites from Culver’s and then…

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It’s a widely-known fact that Fred VanVleet ascended into a new level of basketball-playing beastdom when his son, Fred VanVleet Jr., was born into the world. But that was just a temporary boost. The glow of being a new dad doesn’t last forever (I don’t have personal experience with this, but I asked my dad…

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With every good game that Fred VanVleet adds to his already impressive resume, the closer he gets to securing “the bag”. “The bag” is a mythical concept which represents large amounts of money, way more than would fit into a single bag even if it was all in hundred dollar bills. “The bag” is what…

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Check out these choice quotes from my latest Terrence Ross highlight video: “My absolute burning hatred for free throws.” “…My highlight videos are repeatedly getting ruined by players and their stupid tendency to get fouled and shoot free throws.” “…Some way to play the game of basketball without free-throws.” And yet, here I am again,…

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I predict that this video will get fewer views (possible as few as zero) on account of Raptors fans being way too sad after having their precious 15-game winning streak snapped to watch this. The entire nation of Canada is in a state of mourning. Why relive painful memories of the past, as would happen…

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I already regretted making a vid for Fred VanVleet’s 20 and 7 performance last game, but now I REALLY regret it. Because there is not a single person on earth who would rather watch that video than this, objectively superior, video. It is totally obsolete now. Before this game, it sucked. Now it sucks AND…

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Looking back on it, with the benefit of the perfect and clear vision of hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have made this video. 7 assists is right in line with Fred VanVleet’s season average, and 20 points is only slightly higher than his PPG per game average of 18. DownToBuck doesn’t deal in mediocre performances. If…

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