Fred VanVleet needs to go to his local Walgreens (or whatever the Canadian equivalent is – it appears to be Shoppers Drug Mart), get his heinie right over to the gift card aisle, and pick out a tasteful thank you card with a cute elephant or other animal on it for purchase. Then, once the…
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Fred VanVleet 30 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2019)
Attention Raptors organization: you are supposed to be bad this year. Your superstar left without a second thought, the superstar that brought you a championship, and now you’re supposed to collapse in a pile of bad contracts and over-tasked role-players. That’s what teams do when they lose their star. They become bad. So what are…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2019)
Just out of curiosity, I went back and looked at what I wrote about Fred VanVleet in the first ever vid I made for him, a 10-point (wow, where were my standards) performance in January of 2017. Nothing really juicy, what would’ve been great is if I accurately predicted that he would in the future…
Read MoreFred VanVleet Career High 34 Points/7 Assists/1 Injury/1 Return Full Highlights (10/22/2019)
After having to reject two stunningly beautiful women in the span of two weeks, I was starting to feel like something was amiss. To have one very attractive woman show interest in me, sure, I could pass that off as a fluke. But two in such a short period of time? That’s going beyond fluke…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 22 Points/1 Championship Full Highlights (6/13/2019)
I don’t know if there’s ever been a player who, in the course of one playoff run, went from team scapegoat and complete negative to team hero and fanbase darling. Through the first two series, and the first three games of the third, VanVleet was playing like an absolute turnip. Every time Nick Nurse subbed…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 17 Points Full Highlights (6/2/2019)
We are currently living in a world where Fred VanVleet not only gets minutes in the NBA Finals, but a world where Fred VanVleet gets almost forty minutes in the most important game in Raptors’ franchise history to date. It’s also a world where Fred VanVleet takes seventeen shot attempts in that game. And a…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (5/23/2019)
Contrary to your expectations, your old pal Dee Tee Bee is not even mad right now. In fact, it may surprise you how incredibly not mad I really am. Normally, a certain (former) scrublord named Fred VanVleet hitting 7 of 9 from deep in a pivotal game 5 win would cause much consternation for certain…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (5/21/2019)
Normally a mere 13 points and 6 assists wouldn’t be enough for me to be compelled to make a highlight video for Fred “Vleet of Voot” VanVleet. But there are extenuating circumstances here. Those circumstances being that he has been TOTAL and ABSOLUTE booty FLAKES during these playoffs. He had a good opener, scoring 14…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2019)
Instead of spending this description dissing Rockford, Illinois (the home town of Fred VanVleet) like I usually do whenever I have the chance, let’s talk about the good things that Rockford has to offer: -They produced Fred VanVleet, who is really neato. -Only a short drive from Wisconsin which is the best state in the…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2019)
Everyone’s seen the stats. If you haven’t seen them, because you’ve been too busy decorating the underside of your rock to try and make it fit for human habitation, let me tell you about the stats. Okay: the stats say that Kyle Lowry and Kawhi Leonard don’t play well together. The lineups with both of…
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