Giannis Antetokounmpo All 173 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Giannis Antetokounmpo nervously went from one room of his apartment to the other, not able to sit still or focus on one thing for more than a minute. Checking the time on his phone, he saw that it was 5:31, which meant that Rachel would be arriving in half an hour. A swig of orange-strawberry…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 70 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season + Playoff Three-ilation)

Giannis and Ersan walked out of the practice together. “I know you’re thinking about this girl you like, but you can’t get get distracted and start showing up late for stuff,” Ersan said. “I wasn’t thinking about Rachel,” Giannis answered truthfully, even though he had the feeling that his teammate wouldn’t quite believe him. “Remember…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 279 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Giannis sat at the too-small table across from his teammate Ersan Ilyasova. Around him, the other patrons of the mall food court were enjoying too-salty food and talking happily about the purchases they had made or were about to make. Giannis’ topic of discussion, however, as not nearly as materialistic. He sipped his smoothie, procured…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 161 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

Giannis’ head was spinning as he drove home after dropping Rachel off at her apartment. Not only had he mustered up the courage to kiss her, a feat which he had not allowed himself to even believe possible, but she had reciprocated by kissing him again after they had said their goodbyes. To steady his…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 194 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

“That was the best meal I’ve had in forever!” Rachel said happily as she finished up her plate of chicken Parmigiana. “Glad you liking it,” Giannis said humbly. It was just an Italian place near his house that Yelp had recommended. He had picked it because it was labeled “$$” on that site, meaning that…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2016)

The next morning, Giannis woke up confused as to why he was in such inexplicably high spirits. Then, he caught a glimpse of his phone sitting on the bedside table, and grinned widely. Rachel had accepted his invitation for another date, which meant that she had enjoyed their first one. Now he remembered how he…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 141 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

OFFICIAL GIANNIS DATING TIPS POWER RANKINGS 1. Drink lots of smoothies before, during, and after the date. If you don’t you’ll just be nervous the entire time. 2. If possible, date someone who can make you smoothies. Even better if they know what your preferred smoothie flavors are (strawberry banana in case you were wondering)….

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

John Henson paused his video game and looked up at his friend, who had just re-entered the apartment. “Ladies’ man Giannis is back!” Giannis set his empty smoothie bottles on the kitchen counter. “I’m back,” he confirmed. “So. Did you bang her?” Giannis shook his head. “I wish you not say crass thing about Rachel.”…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2016)

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to deliver this breaking news bulletin: Giannis Antetokounmpo can shoot threes now. Last night marked the first time since the final contest of his rookie season that he hit multiple threes in a game. Would a player who wasn’t able to shoot threes be able to do that? Of…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo Career High 34 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2016)

“I’m nervous,” Giannis said, standing in front of his bathroom mirror. “Don’t be. Obviously Rachel wants to go on a date with you, since she said yes when you asked her out. That’s as clear-cut as it gets.” John Henson replied, looking his teammate’s outfit up and down. “It’s really weird seeing you in jeans.”…

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